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Old 12-10-2014, 09:53 AM
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Default The Haters Guide to the Williams-Sonoma Catalog

Since y'all enjoyed 2013's so much, I figured I'd post the link to the 2014:

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the...log-1667452305

Fun fact: the author of this, Drew Magary, is the one who wrote the interview article with the Duck Dynasty guys that created such a flap, pardon the pun. He also writes "Why Your Favorite Football Team Sucks" every fall, which I highly recommend, for fans and non-fans alike, as no team is spared.
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Since y'all enjoyed 2013's so much, I figured I'd post the link to the 2014:

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the...log-1667452305

Fun fact: the author of this, Drew Magary, is the one who wrote the interview article with the Duck Dynasty guys that created such a flap, pardon the pun. He also writes "Why Your Favorite Football Team Sucks" every fall, which I highly recommend, for fans and non-fans alike, as no team is spared.
how do companies that make useless, amazingly expensive crap stay in business?
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how do companies that make useless, amazingly expensive crap stay in business?
As Chris Rock said, if the poor ever find out just how rich the rich really are, the poor are going to get very angry.
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http://nypost.com/2014/12/11/tom-for...doesnt-matter/

Fantastic stocking stuffer!
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I hear their peppermint bark is to die for.
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I hear their peppermint bark is to die for.
I've heard that to- and even Drew agrees. From the article:

"Copy: "Artisan (Ed. note: Of course) candymakers layer creamy white chocolate over dark Guittard chocolate and then top it with crisp, homemade peppermint candy bits."

Drew Says: Those $30 tins of peppermint bark represent 90 percent of all W-S holiday sales, so it makes sense that they would do a Marvel-style rollout of sequels and spinoffs: Peppermint bark cups, and peppermint bark cookies, and peppermint bark cakelets, and peppermint bark-coated beef roasts, etc. Soon we'll have a peppermint bark origin story. Very dark. Very gritty. I worry about franchise dilution. It used to be about the BARK, man. Anyway, you can make peppermint bark at home with four ingredients, but why do that when you can have an ARTISAN CANDYMAKER do it instead? Let me tell you something: If my kid went through college and then told me he wanted to follow his dream of being an artisanal candymaker named Williamsburg Wonka, I would beat his *ss. No remorse. We don't need this many people trying to elevate candy.

But for real, I'd eat the f*ck out of all these items."
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As Chris Rock said, if the poor ever find out just how rich the rich really are, the poor are going to get very angry.
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As Chris Rock said, if the poor ever find out just how rich the rich really are, the poor are going to get very angry.
He's is only worth $50 MM plus.......

I guess that is poverty...Ni%%er please.
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He's is only worth $50 MM plus.......

I guess that is poverty...Ni%%er please.
Then I guess he knows what he is talking about
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Then I guess he knows what he is talking about
His whole interview with Frank Rich is pretty good:

http://www.vulture.com/2014/11/chris...versation.html
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Exactly !
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how do companies that make useless, amazingly expensive crap stay in business?
Their placemats and things like fruit bowls are really nice (and yes, the peppermint bark is good!)
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Their placemats and things like fruit bowls are really nice (and yes, the peppermint bark is good!)
i'm sure they are. and i'm sure you can get fruit bowls and placemats that are nice without that price!

it's like when i went to a charity auction, and someone had donated a $350 purse.
i would never spend that kind of money on a purse. mine i got on sale for about $12 fights gravity and holds my stuff in place just as well as that one!
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mine i got on sale for about $12 fights gravity and holds my stuff in place just as well as that one!
I heard the same thing from a lady using a black hefty trash bag as carry-on luggage.
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i'm sure they are. and i'm sure you can get fruit bowls and placemats that are nice without that price!

it's like when i went to a charity auction, and someone had donated a $350 purse.
i would never spend that kind of money on a purse. mine i got on sale for about $12 fights gravity and holds my stuff in place just as well as that one!
The ones that get me are the expensive ones that have the company's logo as part of the design. So, I am to pay you for the privilege of advertising your brand for you? No thanks.
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The ones that get me are the expensive ones that have the company's logo as part of the design. So, I am to pay you for the privilege of advertising your brand for you? No thanks.


yeah, it should be the other way, right? lol
I'm just one of those people who will looks at necessities as just that, not something to break the bank on. I like something that looks decent, holds everything, and will last a bit. serviceable I think is the word. I buy name brand tennis shoes-but not the high end name brand shoes! and I love getting stuff on sale.
I'm...frugal. we own chevy and Hyundai, not Cadillac and lexus! that way, if I want to drive to cali for two weeks, I can. not be broke with a lexus in the driveway that I can't do a road trip in.
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