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[Seattleallstar]

go to myspace and look at my newest comment...I knew that was coming

gotta drive
gotta move out
be independent
stop gambling

and i get the girl..seems simple right?

Originally Posted by Seattleallstar

go to myspace and look at my newest comment...I knew that was coming

gotta drive
gotta move out
be independent
stop gambling

and i get the girl..seems simple right?

well, yeah, that's what advice I give to friends who complain about women (or lack thereof) get your sh*t together and the women will come
figuratively and literally, I suppose
good luck!

Originally Posted by Seattleallstar

go to myspace and look at my newest comment...I knew that was coming

gotta drive
gotta move out
be independent
stop gambling

and i get the girl..seems simple right?

That will help you get a girl, but not THE girl you have been obsessed with for so long.

Vegas morning line odds on those things:
learning to drive- 25-1, mass transit and family's unceasing coddling have rendered it not important.

gotta move out- 10,000-1, free food, free shelter, free everything have rendered all money to be used on food and gambling or playstations. Having never had a bill addressed to you in your life, long odds reflect chances you would know how to pay one, and even longer that you actually would pay one.

be independent- 15,000-1 (see comments on previous two props, combine them)

stop gambling- 100,000-1 playing online poker and betting in TVG account on races with no pp's to even look at don't bring hope to stop.

get the girl- 1,000,000,000,000-1 Must beat odds on the above props and then actually get her to love you. May as well chase Pamela Anderson, you'd have a better shot.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by oracle80

That will help you get a girl, but not THE girl you have been obsessed with for so long.

Vegas morning line odds on those things:
learning to drive- 25-1, mass transit and family's unceasing coddling have rendered it not important.

gotta move out- 10,000-1, free food, free shelter, free everything have rendered all money to be used on food and gambling or playstations. Having never had a bill addressed to you in your life, long odds reflect chances you would know how to pay one, and even longer that you actually would pay one.

be independent- 15,000-1 (see comments on previous two props, combine them)

stop gambling- 100,000-1 playing online poker and betting in TVG account on races with no pp's to even look at don't bring hope to stop.

get the girl- 1,000,000,000,000-1 Must beat odds on the above props and then actually get her to love you. May as well chase Pamela Anderson, you'd have a better shot.

hey mike, what is the line on seattle learning what belongs in a PM and not on the board?

Originally Posted by paisjpq

hey mike, what is the line on seattle learning what belongs in a PM and not on the board?

Odds don't go that high Pais.
He hasn't figured out yet that bad attention isn't as good as no attention at all.
To him, just mentioning that once again that this "rich and pretty girl" has laughed at him and treated him like garbage is some sort of esteem booster.
Kinda like saying "HEY!!! Brittney Spears took a dump on my head last night!!!"
He thinks that an association, any association, even if its very negative with this girl will make us impressed.
Hes one sick puppy.
By the way you wouldn't BELIEVE how bad the pm's and instant messenger stuff is!!! You think this is bad? The pm's and instant messenger stuff, you just wouldn't believe.