|
|
 |
|
|
|
#1
04-29-2014, 06:53 PM
|
||||
|
||||
The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest
We're Back.............................
 Contest rules to follow (as soon as I write them). Prizes include: 1. The best selling masterpiece "I Am Baffert". This book will answer the age old question "Who is Baffert"? 2. Morty's Handicapping Guide of 4/7 ZC's. 3. A $100 donation in winner's name to our very own SightyPooKin's benefit (C'mon guys. Let's reach that $5000 goal!) 4. Surprise Gift Basket 5. Just added! A weekend getaway at the lovely Martha Vineyard estate owned by the Belmonts (such wonderful people). You will fly first class in Morty's Canadian Spaceship. Drinks and peanuts served by our own MMSC. Contest will include Oaks and Derby days.
__________________
Hillary Clinton 2016: The "Extremely Careless" Leadership America Needs! 
|
|
#3
04-29-2014, 07:22 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
__________________
Hillary Clinton 2016: The "Extremely Careless" Leadership America Needs!
|
|
#4
04-29-2014, 08:59 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
My esteemed Nerdy Trailers:
Thank you for the gracious honor of being in charge of the nuts. I am deeply moved. Now do you want each in a little starting gate with a saddle cloth and a jockey made of a smaller nut or something more like this...  Before anyone asks yes I already know if I make Derby horse and jockey nuts and the jockeys are smaller nuts I will make sure Calvin Borel's shell is emply. Authenticity and all! ... or oh wait! Ah know! Can I please pay homage to the orcas (Sighty loves the orcas so even though it's not Derby related it IS Sighty related!!!). I can make each one black and white and in a little tank and then when you eat them you can release them... unless Danzig is playing (is this for made members only?). Since she disagrees with me (I think!) (and not in a mean way Danzig and I do hope you're okay with all the tornadoes and stuff) hers can stay in the tank.. hell I can add some string and draw evil trainers and hers can do sad tricks that will make the children happy.  Okay now ah am depressed but yes I wanna play too. Was gonna start capping but now what with all the stress over the nut situation I think I will check on my other charity work. (Not on this board). If anyone has extra white power though I am trying to raise a few extra pounds of it for Mr. Hammond so he look... well like how he always does on Derby day.   Anyhoo Luvs happy Derby week. Can't wait to play!
|
|
#6
04-30-2014, 09:13 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Will MMSC be appropriately Beulah Thread attired while serving the nuts..errrr I mean refreshments?
__________________
....stay lady stay...stay while the night is still ahead... http://www.playlist.com/playlist/15640118795/standalone
|
|
#7
04-30-2014, 06:15 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
The orcas are behooved!
__________________
Hillary Clinton 2016: The "Extremely Careless" Leadership America Needs!
|
|
#8
04-30-2014, 06:16 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
> your cards, Sir...
Thank you Ms. Dupa. Let us do the KENTUCKY OAKY. (I begin.That's not a horsey.I'm saying that I begin.) 1—Please Explain OK....I think you are water buffalo in a horsey suit. Happy? crinkle.... trash can 2—Ria Antonia I think I saw this one on SmutWorld. She wore all kinds of leather straps and was nude.She DID a horsey!! no crinkle.... trash can 3—Sugar Shock Brown Sugah was her exercise rider and that's how she got diabetes. Insulin is an illegal drug in horsey racing.Isn't it? Ah dunno. ANYWAYS!.... crinkle.... trash can 4—Rosalind keepah! 5—Thank You Marylou Should it not be Hello Mary Lou? Doesn't matter. crinkle.... trash can 6—Kiss Moon eeeee-u!!!! No way! crinkle.... trash can 7—Fashion Plate keepah-keepah!! 8—Aurelia's Belle I think EightBelles' number in the KD was 8. In deference to that wonderful horsey....I will just put this one as a ''probably not". 9—Unbridled Forever Oh mine GOT!!!! KEEPAH-KEEPAH-KEEPAH-KEEPAH!!!!!!!! 10—Empress of Midway "I hate the elite." Said nuff. crinkle..... trash can 11—My Miss Sophia I don't think anyone's sofa should be in a horsey race. I may have misread the name....oh well. crinkle.... trash can 12—Got Lucky You think you're lucky;wait until you see who got the 13 hole. crinkle.... trash can 13—Untapable Well,well,well. Lucky Miss 13. You're untappable for a reason....you high class snobby bitch. whiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!! 1....UnbrideldForever 2....FashionPlate 3....Rosiland That would be yer 9-7-4 There ya go.
__________________
Hillary Clinton 2016: The "Extremely Careless" Leadership America Needs!
|
|
#9
05-01-2014, 06:46 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
1. The best selling masterpiece "I Am Baffert". This book will answer the age old question "Who is Baffert"? (Hint as to the author: I am also an alchemist.) 2. Morty's Handicapping Guide of 4/7 ZC's. ( Be the first to find out why the #2 was dropped to the fourth position and replaced by the #9!) 3. A $100 donation in winner's name to our very own SightyPooKin's benefit (C'mon guys. Let's reach that $5000 goal!) ( Uhm,will that be coming from Nincompoop?) 4. Surprise Gift Basket ( CLYDE INSIDE!!!!) 5. Just added! A weekend getaway at the lovely Martha Vineyard estate owned by the Belmonts (such wonderful people). You will fly first class in Morty's Canadian Spaceship. Drinks and peanuts served by our own MMSC. (Ned and Hydra will be on board telling gross rich people jokes.Side note: If you are allergic to peanuts----tough.Get your own Hershey bar.)
__________________
Hillary Clinton 2016: The "Extremely Careless" Leadership America Needs!
|
Hybrid Mode
