The ClydeVivor Christmas Contest

[Rileyoriley]

Play any day between now and Christmas. Open to all including imaginary friends and multiple personalities (no doctor's note required). Any track and race of your choice but race must have at least 8 entries. Please post your picks as follows:

Horse I'd most like to find in my stocking:

Horse that actually likes fruitcake:

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer:

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist (only Rudolph fans will get this):


Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line:



If the race is marred by scratches before it runs, you will be refunded your race bet.



Prizes-Gift basket filled with year's past fruitcakes.

8x10 Mugshot of Clyde in his Santa suit taken when he was arrested for stealing toys from Santa's sleigh.

An actual Hippo for Christmas.

And finally, a donation to our own Miss Sighty-Poo-Kins.

[Arletta]

Again from ~ Clyde

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I forgot all the rules of this contest ,primarily because there are too many.

It seems the races our Multiples( BIG round of applause!) and Imaginaries ( let's hear it!) are picking are limited to those races held between 12-3 and 12-something.

That being so, I would like to announce the selections for my VERY good friend....Bobby "44 Magnum" StingRay of porn film fame.


December 3rd at THE Mahonings Downs.

I think it's #2 in the 2nd,StickyMusic.

Bob also picks the other horses to win.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDIaDS9HhMw

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Play any day between now and Christmas. Open to all including imaginary friends and multiple personalities (no doctor's note required). Any track and race of your choice but race must have at least 8 entries. Please post your picks as follows:

Horse I'd most like to find in my stocking:

Horse that actually likes fruitcake:

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer:

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist (only Rudolph fans will get this):


Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line:



If the race is marred by scratches before it runs, you will be refunded your race bet.



Prizes-Gift basket filled with year's past fruitcakes.

8x10 Mugshot of Clyde in his Santa suit taken when he was arrested for stealing toys from Santa's sleigh.

An actual Hippo for Christmas.

And finally, a donation to our own Miss Sighty-Poo-Kins.

If I win can I trade it in for a Zebra

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

If I win can I trade it in for a Zebra

I'm sorry but we don't have a zebra. We do have a donkey named Dominic.

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I'm sorry but we don't have a zebra. We do have a donkey named Dominic.

That's o.k. I'll pass

[OldDog]

Is the actual Hippo only for Christmas?




Actual Hippo would be an awesome name for a band.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by OldDog

Is the actual Hippo only for Christmas?




Actual Hippo would be an awesome name for a band.

Depends on your city ordinances.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist (only Rudolph fans will get this):

An actual Hippo for Christmas.

So upset I cannot find the really sexist part (no not the "man's work" line..the really funny one where the narrator says they need to get the women back to camp). Not so much for Big Run (Hi, Big Run) but to have a conversation piece to share with Rude Boy.

Regarding the hippo... I do very much hope that I win it but if I don't a bit upset there is no elephant from the island of misfit toys.

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I'm sorry but we don't have a zebra. We do have a donkey named Dominic.

Are we allowed to change his name to Don Quixote (... or maybe just Ote?)

[Arletta]

From Clyde



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Dear MS.Longerie,


Answering your last 2 post from the other contest thread:


May you call me Bob?

NO.

You may not.


And stop calling me shortly.




I don't think my selections that are re-posted here (Arletta:thaaaaanks!!) clash with your virulent rules.

Lastly:I encourage you to change the hippo prize to a zebra prize lest the villagers storm your castle.

More lastlier:Withdraw that photo from the prize package.Those charges were dropped when it could not be discerned whether I was stealing toys from the toy sack or ,in fact....ADDING toys to the toy sack.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From Clyde



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Lastly:I encourage you to change the hippo prize to a zebra prize lest the villagers storm your castle.

Maybe we can have both (?).

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From Clyde



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Dear MS.Longerie,


Answering your last 2 post from the other contest thread:


May you call me Bob?

NO.

You may not.


And stop calling me shortly.




I don't think my selections that are re-posted here (Arletta:thaaaaanks!!) clash with your virulent rules.

Lastly:I encourage you to change the hippo prize to a zebra prize lest the villagers storm your castle.

More lastlier:Withdraw that photo from the prize package.Those charges were dropped when it could not be discerned whether I was stealing toys from the toy sack or ,in fact....ADDING toys to the toy sack.

Dear Robbie,

Since there were only 5 horseys in your race, it does not count. Sometimes life sucks. Get used to it.


I have decided to withdraw the hippo (shipping freight was astronomical) and replace it with an ant farm.

And the photo stays. I read the arrest report.

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Dear Robbie,

Since there were only 5 horseys in your race, it does not count. Sometimes life sucks. Get used to it.


I have decided to withdraw the hippo (shipping freight was astronomical) and replace it with an ant farm.

And the photo stays. I read the arrest report.

A Reply from ~ Clyde
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First....I hate you.

Second....I accept your decision on rejecting my contest submission as StickyMusic finished last.


HA-HA!!


Third....fucl< the ant farm.ZEBRA!

Fourth....Stay out of my rap sheet!If you so much as infer any more from it,I will sue your dupa with malice aforethought.AAAAND!----I will publicize the transcripts of ALL of your confessions in the confessional.





By the by; I thought that horsey's name was Sticky Music.I really,really like that name.It seems that the name is actually SaltyMusic, which I hate.I will stick to calling him StickyMusic,but that's not why I mention it all.

I have invented(great example of serendipity)a brand new shiny catchphrase.Hereon----when you feel a song you knew but had not heard for a long time and then cannot get it out of your noodle:That experience then becomes StickyMusic.



Here's some StickyMusic for ya:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcL---4xQYA

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

A Reply from ~ Clyde
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First....I hate you.

Second....I accept your decision on rejecting my contest submission as StickyMusic finished last.


HA-HA!!


Third....fucl< the ant farm.ZEBRA!

Fourth....Stay out of my rap sheet!If you so much as infer any more from it,I will sue your dupa with malice aforethought.AAAAND!----I will publicize the transcripts of ALL of your confessions in the confessional.





By the by; I thought that horsey's name was Sticky Music.I really,really like that name.It seems that the name is actually SaltyMusic, which I hate.I will stick to calling him StickyMusic,but that's not why I mention it all.

I have invented(great example of serendipity)a brand new shiny catchphrase.Hereon----when you feel a song you knew but had not heard for a long time and then cannot get it out of your noodle:That experience then becomes StickyMusic.



Here's some StickyMusic for ya:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcL---4xQYA

Your StickyMusic was the theme song at my senior prom many, many, many years ago. Good choice!


Zebra it is. I got a good deal from the Fed Ex guy. Just sayin'

[Sightseek]

Are these real fruitcakes or code for some of NT's finest?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Are these real fruitcakes or code for some of NT's finest?

Riot was unavailable.

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Riot was unavailable.

!!0000000000!!

[Arletta]

A List from Clyde



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Here is an updated Nerdy Trail PiggyPen list.



1....Daffy Danny

2....Rock Soft

3....Iron Deficiency

4....Crouton

5....Bluffian

6....Criminal Tripe

7....SaliCide

8....Pelican's Barber

9....JMess

10..Alabama Mistakes

11..GenuineCrazyLady

12..CheekyHO

13..Nick'sKumquats

14..CardVark

15..CM Oreo

16..ET

17..onthecontrary

18..The above's plebe grandson

19..NoseDrops(I know she's gone,but she has permanent residency.)






It's long, but think if I did one for NoAdvantage.


And now, hour StickyMusic for today:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAR7KmiCHto

[Rileyoriley]

Ten Most Wanted's Play:

GP 12/10 Race 2

Horse I'd most like to find in my stocking: Wild Cat Bouquet

Horse that actually likes fruitcake: Yes to Stormy

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer: Love Flute

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist: R Bar Lady

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line: Miss Saturday Nite

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Arletta

A List from Clyde



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14..CardVark

Sssso much to catch up on here and it reminds one of reading Gabriel Garcia Marquez... you know? Like where you want it to go on forever like a great kiss or really good sex.

Anyhoo I only skimmed what I have missed and, whilst I was thrilled to once again see CDPK plagiarizing random and forgotten poets, I would like to object to a few names on this above list but - for the moment and in particular - this one.

In fact, as it has been a while, I would like to dedicate a song to my VERY secret beloved who I shall not name (Cardus-ie).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGb5IweiYG8

[Sightseek]

Horse I'd most like to find in my stocking: Party Now

Horse that actually likes fruitcake: Dancing House

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer: Sandiva

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist (only Rudolph fans will get this):Granny Mc's Kitten


Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line: Naughty Holiday