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Old 06-23-2006, 04:06 PM
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I am just wondering what one horse you know that encapsulates your entire being the best.

I am thinking Dynaformer because he is a tough azz strapping dude who commands the best ladies at his beck and call and he's... big.


Who's next?

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Old 06-23-2006, 04:34 PM
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I am just wondering what one horse you know that encapsulates your entire being the best.

I am thinking Dynaformer because he is a tough azz big strapping dude who commands the best ladies at his beck and call and he's... big.


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I'm thinking that if you were really that tough, you would not use the word "azz".
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Old 06-23-2006, 04:53 PM
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I'm thinking that if you were really that tough, you would not use the word "azz".
Dude there is a swear filter on here it would turn into ***


So are you a guy or a girl. If you are a girl are you hot.
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Old 06-23-2006, 05:30 PM
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Well Mr. Flowing T I want to say that this is probably the most important decision I will ever make in my life and so I need to think about this one for a while before I answer you! Is that okay??? Great!!!

Wow was this ever a good question though and I think maybe you should consider applying here for membership because you sure as hell ask all the tough questions and i feel like this is a newsmagazine or something!!!


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Old 06-23-2006, 05:37 PM
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I'm thinking that if you were really that tough, you would not use the word "azz".
Well hello there!!!!! Can you please explain your name to me because i am getting very confused and am getting a headache here trying to figure out of you Luv the sails like sail boats and if so you should call Flowing T "Float T" like as in floaties or is it Luv the sales like the mall and if so which stores?????

Luvthesails and Floaties sitting in a yacht
how fast is it, how many knots?
First comes sex, then comes marriage,
then comes Floaties cheating and lying and being verbally abusive and ignoring you and I think i need some pills now because this K-I-S-S-I-N-G in a tree song didn't work out like i thought and I'm having a panic attack about answeting the question cause what if i pick the wrong horse?????
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Old 06-23-2006, 06:02 PM
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Well hello there!!!!! Can you please explain your name to me because i am getting very confused and am getting a headache here trying to figure out of you Luv the sails like sail boats and if so you should call Flowing T "Float T" like as in floaties or is it Luv the sales like the mall and if so which stores?????

Luvthesails and Floaties sitting in a yacht
how fast is it, how many knots?
First comes sex, then comes marriage,
then comes Floaties cheating and lying and being verbally abusive and ignoring you and I think i need some pills now because this K-I-S-S-I-N-G in a tree song didn't work out like i thought and I'm having a panic attack about answeting the question cause what if i pick the wrong horse?????
Wow!
This is getting way more serious than I expected.
As far as which horse is like me...Eyeore.
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Old 06-23-2006, 06:05 PM
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Zippy Chippy!
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Old 06-23-2006, 07:03 PM
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Wow!
This is getting way more serious than I expected.
As far as which horse is like me...Eyeore.
Second thought...
the one that Don Quixote rides...don't know his name.
Bring on the windmills!
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Old 06-23-2006, 07:13 PM
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Second thought...
the one that Don Quixote rides...don't know his name.
Bring on the windmills!
Rocinante (sp?)?
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Old 06-25-2006, 10:06 AM
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Well hello there!!!!! Can you please explain your name to me because i am getting very confused and am getting a headache here trying to figure out of you Luv the sails like sail boats and if so you should call Flowing T "Float T" like as in floaties or is it Luv the sales like the mall and if so which stores?????

Luvthesails and Floaties sitting in a yacht
how fast is it, how many knots?
First comes sex, then comes marriage,
then comes Floaties cheating and lying and being verbally abusive and ignoring you and I think i need some pills now because this K-I-S-S-I-N-G in a tree song didn't work out like i thought and I'm having a panic attack about answeting the question cause what if i pick the wrong horse?????
LOL floaties... yeah, i will float you around alright.

And what is this cheating and lying and ignoring etc. garbage, first of all you are assuming i would ever get married in the first place and as you know i am honest enough with myself to admit that is a bad idea for the reasons you mentioned and probably not going to happen.

Hope that doesn't make my stock drop w/ the chicks on here, b/c as we all know they need the vague promise of something permanent and diamonds and babies and Martha Stewart Home Living magazine and white fences and craft projects and sh*t before they get into the sack with you.

P.S. i just applied to MENSA, i will let you know how that goes
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Old 06-25-2006, 02:31 PM
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I'd have to say Equipose
you know...
"the chocolate soldier"
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Old 06-25-2006, 03:51 PM
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Old 06-25-2006, 09:47 AM
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I am just wondering what one horse you know that encapsulates your entire being the best.

I am thinking Dynaformer because he is a tough azz strapping dude who commands the best ladies at his beck and call and he's... big.


Who's next?
There is a chapter in Kevin Cronley's book "Stud" where he talks about Dynaformer as being like a big goofy kid. Big D doesn't get high marks for intelligence.
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