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Old 05-13-2007, 06:56 PM
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mr internet horse prognisticator....we salute you..you give out the "goods"..at 3/5 odds...JOCKY STIFF- ED UM...with your receding hair line and a bad come over.you make the gamblers jump to the windows......

sorry i just heard one of those in the car..and thought it would be funny as sheit,,,,,
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Old 05-13-2007, 08:26 PM
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(reeeeeaallll men of genius)....we salute you, mr internet horse race prognosticator(mr internet horse race prognostica-tor!)....you give out the goods at 3-5 odds...you know that they win a bit less that 1/3 of the time but are willing to take a stand in public at odds that would scare people who like money(hit the a.t. eeeemmmmmm!)....you aren't afraid though. you'll take your lumps at the track but you know you can be anybody on the internet. so what if he he dropped 3 conditions into a $10000 claiming race, hadn't run in a year and only had 3 legs? after the race you have a plan "b". (where's that edit button!?!)...yes...you can still have the winner on the internet. you just have to be quicker than your horse was. so we salute you...mr internet horse race prognosticator(mr internethorseraceprognosticator!!!!!!)

great idea hooves. this is my take.
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Old 05-13-2007, 09:01 PM
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(reeeeeaallll men of genius)....we salute you, mr internet horse race prognosticator(mr internet horse race prognostica-tor!)....you give out the goods at 3-5 odds...you know that they win a bit less that 1/3 of the time but are willing to take a stand in public at odds that would scare people who like money(hit the a.t. eeeemmmmmm!)....you aren't afraid though. you'll take your lumps at the track but you know you can be anybody on the internet. so what if he he dropped 3 conditions into a $10000 claiming race, hadn't run in a year and only had 3 legs? after the race you have a plan "b". (where's that edit button!?!)...yes...you can still have the winner on the internet. you just have to be quicker than your horse was. so we salute you...mr internet horse race prognosticator(mr internethorseraceprognosticator!!!!!!)

great idea hooves. this is my take.
nice work, and i agree, great idea.
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Old 05-13-2007, 09:04 PM
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(reeeeeaallll men of genius)....we salute you, mr internet horse race prognosticator(mr internet horse race prognostica-tor!)....you give out the goods at 3-5 odds...you know that they win a bit less that 1/3 of the time but are willing to take a stand in public at odds that would scare people who like money(hit the a.t. eeeemmmmmm!)....you aren't afraid though. you'll take your lumps at the track but you know you can be anybody on the internet. so what if he he dropped 3 conditions into a $10000 claiming race, hadn't run in a year and only had 3 legs? after the race you have a plan "b". (where's that edit button!?!)...yes...you can still have the winner on the internet. you just have to be quicker than your horse was. so we salute you...mr internet horse race prognosticator(mr internethorseraceprognosticator!!!!!!)

great idea hooves. this is my take.
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Old 05-13-2007, 09:50 PM
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