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Old 05-29-2007, 02:59 PM
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NO DART GUNS ALLOWED.






You may feel free to perform friendly kidding in any manner you wish.

I will not proclaim to be your friend and then yell at you.

Oh no.





I am a TRAINED aesthetic.

I will be there for you.

I am your friend.
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Old 05-29-2007, 03:04 PM
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So good...




...it needs repeating.


Kindness will be returned to the planet.

Think of this as a forest hospital........if you seek repair.....I will be there.
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Old 05-29-2007, 03:07 PM
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NO DART GUNS ALLOWED.


I am a TRAINED aesthetic.
One more thread like this we will need a trained anesthetic.
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Old 05-29-2007, 03:12 PM
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I am your friend ....I will not harm you.
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Old 05-29-2007, 03:20 PM
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I am your friend ....I will not harm you.
Thank you. I'm in bad shape here. Out of decent whisky. Please send over a case of McCallan asap. In a pinch, Walker Green will do.
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Old 05-29-2007, 03:26 PM
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Morty...my friend...how goes it with you?
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Old 05-29-2007, 03:28 PM
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Thank you. I'm in bad shape here. Out of decent whisky. Please send over a case of McCallan asap. In a pinch, Walker Green will do.
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Whsikey sometimes can be your friend as well.



I will do my best,but an addrress is required.
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Old 05-29-2007, 03:30 PM
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Morty...my friend...how goes it with you?
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Friend Dave Brayson!!


Great typing you again sir. Your presence is sorely needed here.The board needs the exuberance of your youth and wisdom and the ladies adore those dimples of yours....I know.


I look forward to more of your posts toasties...I really do.
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Old 05-29-2007, 03:34 PM
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Aww shucks you are jest sayin that to make me smile...









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Old 05-29-2007, 03:37 PM
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btw my dimples got squashed when Theb threw me under the bus...
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Old 05-29-2007, 04:04 PM
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ror!!

You can do that here....and no one will call you a flopper.
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Old 05-29-2007, 04:06 PM
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btw my dimples got squashed when Theb threw me under the bus...
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Oh she does that to everyone...not to worry.


Perhaps DebODeb will pick you up.

=;>
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Old 05-29-2007, 08:46 PM
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btw my dimples got squashed when Theb threw me under the bus...
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Oh she does that to everyone...not to worry.


Perhaps DebODeb will pick you up.

=;>
Not in my job description. Sorry.
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Old 05-29-2007, 09:05 PM
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Then again..perhaps it's not in her job description.



Sorry.








Why does that sound familiar???


Oh never mind.

BiSlander won't fail you Dave!
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Old 05-29-2007, 09:31 PM
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Does anyone else notice an echo in here??????
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Old 05-29-2007, 09:42 PM
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Why yes...


...I think there is. I thought it was just me.





But as you know...we are all friends in here. It's getting too violent for me in that Ohio Derby thread.I hate to say that,but it's true.




It's great having you here.
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