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Old 07-17-2007, 11:23 AM
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Just all of you...shut up.




Stop posting here...I've had quite enough of almost all of you.

See if you can keep those big mouths of yours shut for just one stinking day.

This means no yapping about stupid sports things having no consequence in anyones miserable lives.

And no more hen clucking about meeting up....anywhere!






I don't think any of ya has the guts nor the will to do it.



But what I will do for you...just so you know I am kind hearted....I will give you the best horse of the day at the track of your choice.





Do you know anyone else who would do that?




No...you don't.


So shut up and ask me.
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:26 AM
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Who made a pee pee on your cornflakes this morning?
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:27 AM
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Shut Your Big Mouth.
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:29 AM
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I have a big nose, not a big mouth. Get it right mortikins!
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:30 AM
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Shut all Of Your Big Things.
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:30 AM
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Les Bois Park please.
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Les Bois Park please.
Very good,sir.





One moment.
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:34 AM
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Les Bois Park please.

BENG-O!!!


You won't believe this but you have FOUR best horseys today:


CourageousSandee,AzureBlue,TigerTale and Skirt.








Enjoy.

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Old 07-17-2007, 11:42 AM
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BENG-O!!!


You won't believe this but you have FOUR best horseys today:


CourageousSandee,AzureBlue,TigerTale and Girls.

Enjoy.

Oh my. I am heading out now to make a large withdrawl from the neighborhood Wachovia.

Perhaps a massive parlay?

I LOVE Girls (would that be Jac Four Girls in the 1st, you are referring to?)

Once the parlay comes in, I will be dancing and signing, "We're going to the liquor store!" Just like the guy I saw at Del Mar back in the early '90's.

I thank you and the ciphers.
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:48 AM
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Les Bois Park please.
But ya know...you could always put PoorboysPlayboy under Skirt.





A-HAHAHAHAHA.








Oh boy.
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Old 07-18-2007, 10:56 AM
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Skirl - 5th (Poorboys Playboy won, perhaps the ciphers were confused?)
Azure Illusions - 5th
Courageous Sandee - Won! $3.00 2.20 2.20
Tiger Tale - 2nd $5.60 2.80

We're going to have to do better than that.

The teller was very upset when I tried to place the bet and he got blue dye on his hands. Called me a crazy painter because my clothes were covered with it too.
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Old 07-18-2007, 11:01 AM
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Skirl - 5th (Poorboys Playboy won, perhaps the ciphers were confused?)
Azure Illusions - 5th
Courageous Sandee - Won! $3.00 2.20 2.20
Tiger Tale - 2nd $5.60 2.80

We're going to have to do better than that.

The teller was very upset when I tried to place the bet and he got blue dye on his hands. Called me a crazy painter because my clothes were covered with it too.

ror!!


You're not painting a very good picture here!







But what I did was to bury the ZC in 3 other "red herrings".



I mean you have to do some work!







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Old 07-18-2007, 01:43 PM
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ror!!


You're not painting a very good picture here!







But what I did was to bury the ZC in 3 other "red herrings".



I mean you have to do some work!







Got it. It was my fault.

Next time we will synchronize.

*note to self, find another bank to make withdrawl from. Last one will not be happy to see me again.*
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Old 07-18-2007, 01:47 PM
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Got it. It was my fault.

Next time we will synchronize.

*note to self, find another bank to make withdrawl from. Last one will not be happy to see me again.*

!!


Here's a bonus:





Box 3/4 in Del Mars first.
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Old 07-18-2007, 02:03 PM
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!!


Here's a bonus:





Box 3/4 in Del Mars first.
The ciphers have done it again!! Boxing 3/4's of the field will no doubt get me a winner.

Oh wait, that's the 3 and 4 only....right, I'm on it.
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Old 07-18-2007, 05:07 PM
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Here's a bonus:





Box 3/4 in Del Mars first.

Perfect! 3+4=7, so the bet really was 7/4 instead of 3/4. I'm getting the hang of this! Didn't pay much, but this game is for the needy, not the greedy.
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