Your ITALIAN ROPE TRICK Stories

Mortimer · #1 07-19-2007, 10:30 PM

Tell 'em if ya got 'im!

Rileyoriley · #2 07-19-2007, 10:36 PM

I don't know any Italians that do rope tricks. I have known a few Irishmen however but those tricks also involved drinking and I'm sticking by the "can't recall" story.

Sorry to hear you're not feeling well Morty. Do you need a band-aid?

Cajungator26 · #3 07-19-2007, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I don't know any Italians that do rope tricks. I have known a few Irishmen however but those tricks also involved drinking and I'm sticking by the "can't recall" story.

Sorry to hear you're not feeling well Morty. Do you need a band-aid?

He needs a rope.

Rileyoriley · #4 07-19-2007, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26

He needs a rope.

I didn't know Morty was Italian.

Mortimer · #5 07-19-2007, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I don't know any Italians that do rope tricks. I have known a few Irishmen however but those tricks also involved drinking and I'm sticking by the "can't recall" story.

Sorry to hear you're not feeling well Morty. Do you need a band-aid?

You would not want to be in the middle of an ItalianRopeTrick....believe me.

Thank you for your concern....but my pain is more mental anguish than physical.

I've been retching since late afternoon as a result.

Mortimer · #6 07-19-2007, 10:42 PM

And I'm not Italian and do NOT need a rope.

Someone post two year old talk in Abes birthday thread.

He loves that.

Rileyoriley · #7 07-19-2007, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

You would not want to be in the middle of an ItalianRopeTrick....believe me.

Thank you for your concern....but my pain is more mental anguish than physical.

I've been retching since late afternoon as a result.

I suppose it depends who the Italians on either end of the rope are.

I am concerned for your mental state.

paisjpq · #8 07-19-2007, 10:48 PM

morty love...you know I can't tell them here.

Mortimer · #9 07-19-2007, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq

morty love...you know I can't tell them here.

ror!

SHAME ON YOU!

Mortimer · #10 07-19-2007, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I suppose it depends who the Italians on either end of the rope are.

I am concerned for your mental state.

You're really not understanding this Deb.

Think 2 Sicilians.

Tommy No Chance would be a good name for one of them.

Thank you Deb...but I'm afraid only serious kissing and fondling of my fine body is the only thing that would help me.

If ony there was someone...........

Rileyoriley · #11 07-19-2007, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

You're really not understanding this Deb.

Think 2 Sicilians.

Tommy No Chance would be a good name for one of them.

Thank you Deb...but I'm afraid only serious kissing and fondling of my fine body is the only thing that would help me.

If ony there was someone...........

I believe I have the picture now. You know how to reach me.

my miss storm cat · #12 07-20-2007, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Think 2 Sicilians.

I hope you don't mean me..... I'm half anyway.

Oh and I know exactly what the Italian rope trick is.....

Frank Bompensiero liked using that one.

What is this... Morte meets Goodfellas night?