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Old 07-20-2007, 07:11 PM
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Do you enjoy candy cigarettes?



What about Yuhtzee?..I mean Yahtzee?









And what other absolutley sleep inducing banalities do you covet?
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Old 07-22-2007, 10:36 PM
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McDonald's says to "Wake up and smell your life." Unless, of course, you got really drunk the night before. In which case, "Wake up and smell your puke."
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Old 07-22-2007, 10:52 PM
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McDonald's says to "Wake up and smell your life." Unless, of course, you got really drunk the night before. In which case, "Wake up and smell your puke."

Gosh...have you had training in creative writing?




The way you tailored your sentence and sprinkled in that wonderful visual is truly remarkable.











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Old 07-20-2007, 08:59 PM
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racing and flocking....
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:04 PM
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Uh...if cetain posters don't mind......



..this is for provocative games and personal pleasures enjoyed by the medicore who appreciate the tritefull things in life.

So if you cannot contribute please go to a room of your choice.
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:05 PM
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I thought I spoke loudly and clearly,



RACING AND FLOCKING.
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:06 PM
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I have photos of some old cigar wrappers I would like to share with you all a little later..




Should be quite a treat.
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:06 PM
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Oh boy.








It would appear someone still has an old bone to pick.
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:07 PM
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But thanks for speaking loudly and clearly.
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