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Old 07-21-2007, 04:48 PM
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NEW BUMPER STICKERS FOR '07

1. Bush: End of an Error
2. That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
3. Let's Fix Democracy in this Country First
4. If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran
5. Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
6. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President
7. Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant
8. Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
9. George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to
Fight
10. Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore
11. America: One Nation, Under Surveillance
12.T hey Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It
13. Whose G-d Do You Kill For?
14. Jail to the Chief
15. No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq?
16. Bush: G-d's Way of Proving Intelligent Design debates can continue
17. Bad President! No Banana.
18. We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language
19. We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them
20. Is It Vietnam Yet?
21. Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either
22. Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?
23. You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
24. Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too
25. When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46
26. Pray For Impeachment
27. The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
28. What Part of "Bush Lied" Don't You Understand?
29. One Nation Under Cloud
30. 2004: Embarrassed 2005: Horrified 2006: Terrified
31. Bush Never Exhaled
32. At Least Nixon Resigned

And today's...
Colonoscopy=Bush brain surgery/lobotomy
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Old 07-21-2007, 07:40 PM
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33.I'm a rear window sticker..my owner is a dumb azz.
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Old 07-21-2007, 08:12 PM
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33.I'm a rear window sticker..my owner is a dumb azz.
34. Look at my sticker.....I just devalued my vehicle.
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Old 07-21-2007, 08:35 PM
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HEY DTS we all know bush has had a bad few years,,but who do you have that would make the demos proud..and not ruin the country...im waiting...keep in mind that the dow is almost at 14k...
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Old 07-21-2007, 08:50 PM
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HEY DTS we all know bush has had a bad few years,,but who do you have that would make the demos proud..and not ruin the country...im waiting...keep in mind that the dow is almost at 14k...
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Old 07-21-2007, 11:44 PM
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Now THAT is funny!
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Old 07-21-2007, 11:17 PM
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keep in mind that the dow is almost at 14k...
This is really only applicable to a small % of the nation (unfortunately)... I'm happy that my retirement account has made 20% so far this year but that doesn't help me fill up my gas tank, pay for a gallon of milk or keep my cousin safe who's serving in Iraq

Bush has made poor choices... and everyone BUT the rich are paying for it (at least right now, but probably not in the long run).

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a crazed liberal but I'm also not in the top 1% that can afford things the way they are... I think we need to take care of "here" before we worry about "there"... and there's more to a comfortable life than the stock market

Terrorism is not a threat, it's a concept - and if you don't fear it, it has little impact on your life. Scary things happen all the time, people die and life goes on. No matter what happens to Americans, we fight, we persevere, and we survive. No one, no experience can stop my desire to live the type of life that I want to live.

Why do we let the "terrorists" scare us? I really don't understand that
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Old 07-21-2007, 11:27 PM
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36.ass, gas or grass, the ride ain't free...elect Hillary NoClit for President.
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Old 07-22-2007, 08:42 AM
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Terrorism is not a threat, it's a concept - and if you don't fear it, it has little impact on your life. Scary things happen all the time, people die and life goes on. No matter what happens to Americans, we fight, we persevere, and we survive. No one, no experience can stop my desire to live the type of life that I want to live.

Why do we let the "terrorists" scare us? I really don't understand that
anybody that thinks that western civilization is NOT involved in a modern day holy war better get their head out of the sand.

i don't like American troops dying in the sand box but without our military and CIA in the middle east i truly believe the USA would have had car bombs going off in major cities since 9-11.

i posted this last week on another thread but i saw a great Marine bumper sticker.it read:
"It's God's job to judge the terrorist. It's our job to arrange the meeting"
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Old 07-22-2007, 11:17 AM
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Terrorism is not a threat, it's a concept - and if you don't fear it, it has little impact on your life. Scary things happen all the time, people die and life goes on. No matter what happens to Americans, we fight, we persevere, and we survive. No one, no experience can stop my desire to live the type of life that I want to live.

Why do we let the "terrorists" scare us? I really don't understand that :

tell that to the dead of 911.....the non threatining terrorist concept that almost took out the entire arline industry...do you think a demo is going too do a roll back in gas prices......

here is how i see it..if we had a demo in charge ..after 911 we would be much worse off ..after 911 the arlines almost folded ..people were scared shitless..the dow plunged..america was looking for alittle payback..so we hunt binladen...tighten our boarders..now i see where a few mistakes were made..if in fact the oil was the real prize..we should of had a media black out and got it done.. imbedded reporters + snitches...now the we have the worst hurricane season in 30 years..also putting stress on the system ..insurence cos folding....tied into healthcare ..jobs..ect..its been a rough term for a guy who had to deal with alot and got some bad advice from a few he trusted,,,

and the concept thing..i have heard that the fbi and homeland have stopped at least 30 or so very real threats../plots / plans....its no made up thing..
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Old 07-22-2007, 11:21 AM
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Are you serious?

I guess living in Spokane WA you don't have to worry about terrorism.
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Old 07-21-2007, 09:19 PM
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34. Look at my sticker.....I just devalued my vehicle.
35.I made the the Top BumperStickers List.
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Old 07-21-2007, 10:42 PM
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ass, gas or grass, the ride ain't free.
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Old 07-21-2007, 11:41 PM
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ass, gas or grass, the ride ain't free.
That sticker is OLDER than you!
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Old 07-22-2007, 01:34 PM
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33.I'm a rear window sticker..my owner is a dumb azz.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Old 07-22-2007, 08:03 PM
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


What can I say....




..perhaps a simple "Fucl<in'Aye!" will suffice.
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Old 07-22-2007, 07:43 PM
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33.I'm a rear window sticker..my owner is a dumb azz.
great.

now i have to peel off my "any thought short enough to be expressed on a bumper sticker isn't worth sharing" sticker.
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Old 07-22-2007, 08:01 PM
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great.

now i have to peel off my "any thought short enough to be expressed on a bumper sticker isn't worth sharing" sticker.
I think vanity bumper stickers will come into popularity.




Think of the possibilites.








DIAPER










Yow.











I hope it doesn't catch on.
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Old 07-21-2007, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
NEW BUMPER STICKERS FOR '07

1. Bush: End of an Error
2. That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
3. Let's Fix Democracy in this Country First
4. If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran
5. Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
6. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President
7. Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant
8. Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
9. George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to
Fight
10. Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore
11. America: One Nation, Under Surveillance
12.T hey Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It
13. Whose G-d Do You Kill For?
14. Jail to the Chief
15. No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq?
16. Bush: G-d's Way of Proving Intelligent Design debates can continue
17. Bad President! No Banana.
18. We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language
19. We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them
20. Is It Vietnam Yet?
21. Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either
22. Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?
23. You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
24. Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too
25. When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46
26. Pray For Impeachment
27. The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
28. What Part of "Bush Lied" Don't You Understand?
29. One Nation Under Cloud
30. 2004: Embarrassed 2005: Horrified 2006: Terrified
31. Bush Never Exhaled
32. At Least Nixon Resigned

And today's...
Colonoscopy=Bush brain surgery/lobotomy
I'm guessing he voted for Bush.
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Old 07-22-2007, 12:08 AM
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37.OOOOOOOOOO Stevie Pies!!....mm-mm-MMM!
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