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Old 08-02-2007, 08:04 AM
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I wish to thank so much those who fuc...I mean supported me in the free me thread. Pillow Pants' was a surprise as well as a highly amusing signature.


This is sent directly to Steve.


I now wish to be darted.I will now begin infiltrating every thread here and antagonize people. I will be brutal and I'm sure cause an avalanche of complaints so easier to just get rid of me now.
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Old 08-02-2007, 08:09 AM
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And I don't like you anymore ,Steve.




Your selections make me sick.
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Old 08-02-2007, 08:14 AM
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Steve does not possess the required courage to dart me.





You are a big sissy...Steeeeeeeeve.
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Old 08-02-2007, 08:22 AM
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There are 3 other people in esoteric right now.



GET OUT OF HERE!!!!
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:29 AM
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Steve does not possess the required courage to dart me.





You are a big sissy...Steeeeeeeeve.
You may have hit the nail on the head here, Mort.
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:36 AM
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Well good then.




This is his chance to prove he is not a big sissy.
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:40 AM
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Anyone know if Sighty-Poo has pretty legs?
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:12 AM
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You get pee pee cornflakes again this morning Morty?
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:18 AM
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Oh no.







Do you mind ,ma'am??
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Old 08-02-2007, 12:13 PM
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Sorry Mort..

As I've said repeatedly, and as Henry Hill said in 'Goodfellas', when the darting comes, it will come from the one(s) closest to you...





















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Old 08-02-2007, 12:39 PM
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ror!


10 pie-er Steve...no friggin' question.






You know if I didn't want darted I'd catch about 100 of them in an ambush.
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