Mortimers Pretend Friends

Mortimer · #1 08-02-2007, 11:34 AM

Come on fellers....be counted as one of my pretend friends.

I would like to know how many I have. Maybe I can send Dillinger over the edge.

And he is sooooo close!

Mortimer · #2 08-02-2007, 11:40 AM

Ah ub ooo 'orda!!

Mortimer · #3 08-02-2007, 11:41 AM

Thank you Buckwheat.

CapperZeke · #4 08-02-2007, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Come on fellers....be counted as one of my pretend friends.

I would like to know how many I have. Maybe I can send Dillinger over the edge.

And he is sooooo close!

I have my hand raised.

By the way.

I have 2 three's, 2 sixes and a Queen.

I raise $5000.

What do you have?

Mortimer · #5 08-02-2007, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by CapperZeke

I have my hand raised.

By the way.

I have 2 three's, 2 sixes and a Queen.

I raise $5000.

What do you have?

GOO-FOO!

And thank you so much.( I actually think I know you,but fear coming out and asking. If I were wrong I would be in large trouble.)

Well let's see now...you have just 2 pair...right?

I will just call as you are still learning.

I have 2 2's...2 5's.........and 2 jacks.

3 pair beats 2 pair...I win.

CapperZeke · #6 08-02-2007, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

GOO-FOO!

And thank you so much.( I actually think I know you,but fear coming out and asking. If I were wrong I would be in large trouble.)

Well let's see now...you have just 2 pair...right?

I will just call as you are still learning.

I have 2 2's...2 5's.........and 2 jacks.

3 pair beats 2 pair...I win.

Darn it.

Your right, I am still learning.

I started out with 3 Queens and 2 sixes.

But 2 of the Queens were looking at me kinda weird.

So I chucked them right in the pile.

One of them had a moustache you know.

I'll get you next time card shark.

Mortimer · #7 08-02-2007, 12:56 PM

ror!

Oh but you did the right thing.

And you almost beat me!

Mortimer · #8 08-02-2007, 01:15 PM

Boy this sure filled up fast.

All the same....my Canadian SpaceShip I borrowed from Mr. BOO-BEES is almost ready for take off.

I'm really worried about flying in this thing.

So at any time now I will vaporize and then Dillinger can reappear feeling safe.

Antitrust32 · #9 08-03-2007, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by CapperZeke

Darn it.

Your right, I am still learning.

I started out with 3 Queens and 2 sixes.

But 2 of the Queens were looking at me kinda weird.

So I chucked them right in the pile.

One of them had a moustache you know.

I'll get you next time card shark.

Oh, that is mighty pie-ful!

OOOOOOOOOO