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Old 08-13-2007, 06:37 PM
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Default The Worst Date You've Been On

This topic was on the radio...and I know we've all been on a really, really bad date...so who is willing to share theirs?
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Old 08-13-2007, 06:39 PM
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Mine will beat anyones ,but I'll have to do it later.









I'm talking about the date....and coming back later to tell it.
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Old 08-13-2007, 06:40 PM
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Mine will beat anyones ,but I'll have to do it later.









I'm talking about the date....and coming back later to tell it.
Coming from you...I'm looking forward to it! The story that is..

Do you think Druggie will tell us why there were a few posts about shampoo bottles?
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Old 08-13-2007, 06:43 PM
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Do you think Druggie will tell us why there were a few posts about shampoo bottles?




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Coming from you...I'm looking forward to it! The story that is..











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Old 08-13-2007, 06:51 PM
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I didn't even bother turning up for one a few years back.......... i knew it would be terrible.

Does that count?
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Old 08-13-2007, 07:48 PM
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I didn't even bother turning up for one a few years back.......... i knew it would be terrible.

Does that count?
So it ended up being her best date ever?








I'm just kidding! You set that one up........
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Old 08-14-2007, 07:11 AM
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Do you think Druggie will tell us why there were a few posts about shampoo bottles?
There was a cheerleader who wouldn't date me --- but saw no problem with letting me borrow her shampoo bottle for an after school shower.
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Old 08-14-2007, 07:59 AM
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All dates where the girl doesn't either put out, or swear a blood oath to the greatness that is Discreet Cat.
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Old 08-14-2007, 09:12 AM
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All dates where the girl doesn't either put out, or swear a blood oath to the greatness that is Discreet Cat.
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Old 08-17-2007, 07:05 AM
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Default Quickest one i've ever been on

The Kings Plaza diner on avenue U off of Flatbush avenue.I had answered a personal ad (dumb schmuck idea).I meet this woman who said she was my age but had to be at least 7 to 10 years older than me,and she looked like a Beaver because of her teeth .We sit down for a cup of coffee and i just couldn't go through with it.Fortunately the waitress helps me out too and says she really needs the table for people who are going to have a meal and me being the consumate gentleman agree with her,and i tell the girl it was nice meeting her but i'm not interested.The whole date took about 15 minutes.In fact it took longer to post this than the date itself
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Old 08-18-2007, 07:32 PM
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The Kings Plaza diner on avenue U off of Flatbush avenue.I had answered a personal ad (dumb schmuck idea).I meet this woman who said she was my age but had to be at least 7 to 10 years older than me,and she looked like a Beaver because of her teeth .We sit down for a cup of coffee and i just couldn't go through with it.Fortunately the waitress helps me out too and says she really needs the table for people who are going to have a meal and me being the consumate gentleman agree with her,and i tell the girl it was nice meeting her but i'm not interested.The whole date took about 15 minutes.In fact it took longer to post this than the date itself
"and she looked like a Beaver because of her teeth"

so...no wide flat tail?
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