So anyways

Mortimer · #1 09-30-2007, 06:04 PM

What happened is I had reached my end.

I felt bored...uninspired....unentertaining.

I can't stand that.

So I asked Stevie to get rid of me forever...well he wouldn't do it. Thebby wouldn't even answer me...snot that she is. So Stevie and I bargained back and forth. Can you imagine bargaining to get thrown off a message board?He started with a 3 day vacay and I started with forevah......we agreed on 3 months.

But I missed the great paint sets that are here.

So I asked Stevie to let me back in.

He said Thebby already had done so.

Unbelieveable.

She had written me several times begging me to come back on my own.....but I steadfastly refused.Then to find out she had already activated me...behind my back mind you......well how sneaky is that?

So enough...but I do so look forward to Sufspoon...I mean folk Girl's latest quicky trippy vacay photos.

God I hope she at least fixed her hair.

paisjpq · #2 09-30-2007, 06:16 PM

oh the stories you tell....some whoppers in there sir.

Mortimer · #3 09-30-2007, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq

oh the stories you tell....some whoppers in there sir.

I have more.

I use the PhooeyDecimalSystem to catalogue them.

Mortimer · #4 09-30-2007, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Crinkle

Trash Can

What would I do without you?

I'd certainly like to find out.

Mortimer · #5 09-30-2007, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

That wasn't very nice. I will now turn on you my friend. I am no longer in your predator gang. I'm starting my own.

Take another look at my killer countenance,sir.....are you sure you still want to do this thing?

Mortimer · #6 09-30-2007, 06:52 PM

I was only kidding you.

Brother.

paisjpq · #7 09-30-2007, 07:03 PM

after all the hateful things you said in your I hate thebby thread....I will have to be wooed...

phooey

jeez

thud.

Mortimer · #8 09-30-2007, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq

after all the hateful things you said in your I hate thebby thread....I will have to be wooed...

phooey

jeez

thud.

ror!!

OOOOOOOOOO

I was trying to get you to dart me....you dingbat.

=;>

Hmmm...wooing.

That can be fun!

Are you aware of any erogenous zones upon your person?

Mortimer · #9 09-30-2007, 07:24 PM

Hmmm....I'm marking you down as a "no" for erogenous zones.

Do you have a sweet tooth?

Mortimer · #10 10-01-2007, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq

after all the hateful things you said in your I hate thebby thread....I will have to be wooed...

phooey

jeez

thud.

Woo.

Mortimer · #11 09-30-2007, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Yes. I've seen you kill enough. I think I have spotted a weakness.

Thud

!!

I did not kill enough....everyone still quotes him and his dimwitted brother...'nuff.

My weakness is my strength...so you best be fer DEM SHOO about what you think you have discovered.