ATTENTION HO's and ****O'S

Mortimer · #1 11-03-2007, 09:44 AM

( Fucl<...I meant to say FUCl<O'S )

While it is true I am dead.....I have put GenuineCrazyLady in a trance and am using her as a vehicle for automatic writing.

I have become TrueSwine to a certain collection of malcontents.

Fine.

I certainly am scum......white/Black trash......and what have you.

I am being skinned dead.

But that's what I get for being Mr. NiceGuy.

I thought everyone should know what a wicked,cruel,vile and digusting dead person I am.

That's all I wanted to say.

But wait until GenuineCrazyLady hears from her friends and relatives about those filthy letters she sent.

#2 11-03-2007, 09:45 AM

Crinkle

Trash Can

Mortimer · #3 11-03-2007, 09:46 AM

Oooooooooo

Mortimer · #4 11-03-2007, 02:33 PM

I am continue my fine automatic writing through the useage of GenuineCrazyLady.

Did ya know she touches herself......a lot!!?

Gosh being dead is fun!!

Mortimer · #5 11-03-2007, 03:53 PM

You can edit me out...but not the full page newspaper ads.

Mortimer · #6 11-03-2007, 03:54 PM

Which will be appearing tomorrow in the 25 largest newspapers in this country.

Mortimer · #7 11-03-2007, 03:55 PM

Big thanks again to GCL's master charge.

Mortimer · #8 11-03-2007, 03:55 PM

You cannot edit the truth.

Mortimer · #9 11-03-2007, 03:57 PM

Oh you can form a lynch mob...and you can go to kangeroo court.

But the truth cannot be muzzled.

GenuineRisk · #10 11-05-2007, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

( Fucl<...I meant to say FUCl<O'S )

While it is true I am dead.....I have put GenuineCrazyLady in a trance and am using her as a vehicle for automatic writing.

But wait until GenuineCrazyLady hears from her friends and relatives about those filthy letters she sent.

Oh my goodness, how could I have missed this?

Morty, my sweet chubbycheeks (you know which ones), thank you. If the boys in high school had been as obsessed with me as you, my dating life then might not have been the vast wasteland it was. Where was your wacky stalking when I needed it most? And in the very first post of the thread! Though you were smart to switch to someone else for your ghostwriting- as I am sure you discovered, my handwriting is terrible.

If I may make one small, tiny, request... if you could please perhaps laminate the next photos I send... having to replace them so often because they get, how did you put it? "All sticky" is putting a bit of a financial strain on my limited resources. Laminated photos, however, may be cleaned with a damp cloth and used over and over again.

Hugs and kisses to you, "Mr. Softy!"

Mortimer · #11 11-05-2007, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

Oh my goodness, how could I have missed this?

Morty, my sweet chubbycheeks (you know which ones), thank you. If the boys in high school had been as obsessed with me as you, my dating life then might not have been the vast wasteland it was. Where was your wacky stalking when I needed it most? And in the very first post of the thread! Though you were smart to switch to someone else for your ghostwriting- as I am sure you discovered, my handwriting is terrible.

If I may make one small, tiny, request... if you could please perhaps laminate the next photos I send... having to replace them so often because they get, how did you put it? "All sticky" is putting a bit of a financial strain on my limited resources. Laminated photos, however, may be cleaned with a damp cloth and used over and over again.

Hugs and kisses to you, "Mr. Softy!"

Aw gosh...she's trying to make me feel at home.

As I did run away from "home."

Anyone notice MommyDearest tendencies in that post?

Ms.CrazyLady......I have submitted those photos to people who advertised in "I lost my Pet." One said you were close...but the snout was a little long.

Laminating is a good idea as barfing does ruin the unlaminated ones.

Your touch and go friend,

Morty Wadsworth Longfellow

cmorioles · #12 11-05-2007, 01:24 PM

In tribute to 80s Rock group the Cars, I must say, Hello Again.

Mortimer · #13 11-05-2007, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmorioles

In tribute to 80s Rock group the Cars, I must say, Hello Again.

You are no friend..you are a foe.

Your pm attack squadron tried to invade my air space.

I warned you......it was fired upon and the remains sent directly to the shredder.

Mortimer · #14 11-05-2007, 01:43 PM

ROR is fighting me....I no longer require her services.

I now take over Thebby for my automatic writing needs.

Just before I am through with her.....I shall apply her lipstick with a rocket launcher.....and epoxy on 7 inch eyelashes.....as well as add 5 pounds of foundation to her face .....and shave her head.