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Old 12-13-2007, 02:04 AM
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Default My New License Plate...

...just arrived today. Weird way to do things in Arizona, but it finally came in today. What do you think...

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Old 12-13-2007, 07:14 AM
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...just arrived today. Weird way to do things in Arizona, but it finally came in today. What do you think...

Very Nice!
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:14 AM
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A restraining order may be on the horizon
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:31 AM
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Too funny... Thx Steve!
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Old 12-13-2007, 09:43 AM
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A restraining order may be on the horizon
Sure hope he was kidding.
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:33 AM
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Does the back of it have
Chuck Simon
Racing ?
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:34 AM
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Does the back of it have
Chuck Simon
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Don't be silly. He has that tattoo already.
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Old 12-13-2007, 04:54 PM
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...just arrived today. Weird way to do things in Arizona, but it finally came in today. What do you think...



That's nice (stalker).

Mine is ISWALOW, but only cause BTW FAN was already taken.
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Old 12-13-2007, 05:02 PM
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That's nice (stalker).

Mine is ISWALOW, but only cause BTW FAN was already taken.
WOW!!!
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Old 12-13-2007, 05:14 PM
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Well this has headed right into Esoteric Central territory... predictably.
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Old 12-13-2007, 05:53 PM
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My vanity plate says 11...ANDPROUDOFIT







Matching absolutely nothing on my person.


But it gets me in a lot of garages.
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Old 12-13-2007, 11:29 PM
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I move this be retitled:


This Is My License Plate.




And another be opened under: This Is My Dupa.
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Old 12-13-2007, 11:30 PM
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And for a certain poster:



These Are All Of My Wooden Hangers.
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Old 12-13-2007, 11:31 PM
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If Mort drove we could chip in here and get him his own special plate -- "BEAT IT".

Other suggestions very welcome...
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Old 12-27-2007, 01:31 AM
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...just arrived today. Weird way to do things in Arizona, but it finally came in today. What do you think...

if i ever drive my car off the road i swear this was the license plate of the vehicle that swerved into my lane.
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Old 12-27-2007, 01:53 AM
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Might work if you can guess the make/model/color of the vehicle. Let's hear it...
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Old 12-27-2007, 02:02 AM
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Might work if you can guess the make/model/color of the vehicle. Let's hear it...

i was pretty taumatized after the rollover. if it weren't for the easy to remember plate that bastard would have gotten away.

i think there was a mountain on it. but i might be wrong. i don't know.

all i know was it said "byk fan". that sticks out. i wrote that down on this paper as soon as it happened. i don't remember the color. it happened so fast. it was all a blur.

christ my neck hurts. is the ambulance on the way?

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Old 12-28-2007, 06:37 PM
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"Son, let me get this straight...Yeah, I'll hold you beer as long as you put out that weed...You saw this vehicle coming straight at you, but you don't remember what the make/model/color of the vehicle. But you do remember the license plate sure as day....Son, you do understand that Arizona doesn't require license plates on the front of vehicles....No, son, they don't require them...Yeah, you can wait until 4:00 EST to make your 1 phone call...What, you want to call into a talk radio show about horses???........
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Old 12-29-2007, 12:34 AM
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"Son, let me get this straight...Yeah, I'll hold you beer as long as you put out that weed...You saw this vehicle coming straight at you, but you don't remember what the make/model/color of the vehicle. But you do remember the license plate sure as day....Son, you do understand that Arizona doesn't require license plates on the front of vehicles....No, son, they don't require them...Yeah, you can wait until 4:00 EST to make your 1 phone call...What, you want to call into a talk radio show about horses???........

no.

he was speeding up from behind me and swerved into my lane. it was a (here's where i take a calculated risk) car. that's all i know.

and i'd appreciate a little more professionalism from you officer. i'm calling white privilege. here's my card.
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