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Old 12-13-2007, 05:13 PM
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Default It's early, but please post your nominations for.....

Thread of the Year and Post of the Year.

The winner(s) will receive fab prizes such as a poem penned by Morte (okay so it'll be a plagiarized version of one already in existence, but it's the thought and all...), a special surprise photo tribute by Mr. P. Pants, Esquire, the chance to win our grand prize..... your name AND likeness on A Lost Texan's license (sorry kids, the plate was already taken), as well as many wonderful and yet-to-be determined prizes.

Any and all suggestions welcome (including Iceland-related).....

Who wants to go first?
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Old 12-13-2007, 05:34 PM
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Old 12-13-2007, 05:35 PM
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For best post, within the same thread, from Mortimer:

It was nickle perogi night at The CheapWhiskeyDancer Bar....it was in mid summer around 7 years ago.


Oh it wasn't the nickle perogis that attracted me. ...I hate those vulcanized obsceneties anyway.


I was there to see the first Eskeemo cheap whiskey dancer. It was fabled her legs didn't even hint of stopping at her dupa and she could slam down 3 doubles after every dance as if they contained pinneappple juice and not FrankyFiveAngels Rye.

I came late...and they knew me there from my last visit when I cleaned out 17 Swedish military assault members and stuck their knives where cheese isn't made.

The bar was full.....and I love sitting at the bar.


I picked the toughest looking one to make sure there would be a message for all to enjoy.


I told him......" You're sitting in my seat."





He didn't like it.



Not the seat....what I said.






He replied.." Well I don't see yer stinkin' name on it."


I knew he didn't know me from the last time.



So I says......." No ..it ain't on my seat...it's on this....and my name is Colt .44." I pulled back my coat displaying a holstered Dirty Harry model." His eyes bugged



I smashed him over the head with a full bottle of OldGrandDad....as he slumped I picked him up and flung him about 20 feet across the bar.


I looked at all the dumbfounded retches and shrieked..."Anyone else wanna piece a me??"












They weren't interested.
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:31 PM
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I agree with this. I was just laughing out loud re-reading that.

Im crying from laughing so hard....
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:46 PM
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The story by Morton was indeed a classic.

I did not laugh out loud, but I did smack my lizard on the back and killed it.
I laughed one of those laughs in which nothing came out, and I lost a significant amount of oxygen.
It burned my ample abdominal muscles, and the expired lizard did not help matters I-ther.
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:49 PM
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The story by Morton was indeed a classic.

I did not laugh out loud, but I did smack my lizard on the back and killed it.
I laughed one of those laughs in which nothing came out, and I lost a significant amount of oxygen.
It burned my ample abdominal muscles, and the expired lizard did not help matters I-ther.

I'm sorry.....nominatons are limited to posts dated 12-12-07 or earlier.
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Old 12-13-2007, 05:55 PM
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Someone should know my palgiarized poems are covered by copyright law.
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Old 12-13-2007, 06:02 PM
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Someone should know my palgiarized poems are covered by copyright law.
Betrayal to the right of him.....

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...=17917&page=12

If it helps, I liked your versions better.
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Old 12-13-2007, 06:04 PM
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Wow, gret minds think alike...just posted the same thing in other section. I guess someone will move it.

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Old 12-13-2007, 06:05 PM
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Betrayal to the right of him.....

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...=17917&page=12

If it helps, I liked your versions better.


OH!!...GOOD ONE!






And it does.

Glad someone appreciates fine work.
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Old 12-13-2007, 06:27 PM
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I believe the contest is over before it really began.

Hard to top a drunken idiot, Dairy Queen stories, and Morty's storytelling.

A classic to be sure.

Though, there has got to be some bat$hit crazy Grits thread that may well rank near the top too, upon further review.
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Old 12-13-2007, 06:33 PM
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arljim, pp, and hi i'm god had some great replies in that thread as well, but Morty's definitely took the cake.
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Old 12-13-2007, 05:55 PM
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9:1








!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Old 12-13-2007, 06:08 PM
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HOSSY... !!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!


SPYDAH...... !!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!








Don't be shy posters......there's plenty more where those came from.
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Old 12-13-2007, 06:20 PM
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:19 PM
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I am not permitted in the smart threads,but my vote for POY is this gem by GroovesInsideMyHead:






Hey Andy...will you do any BC analysis on your horse racing analysis show this BC week?
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:20 PM
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I'll have to think more regarding TOY.
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Old 12-18-2007, 09:02 AM
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I officially nominate The Suffy-Poo's Most Excellent Icelandic Vacay thread.
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Old 12-18-2007, 12:28 PM
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This is too much for me in one day.








But I still second the nomination.
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:38 AM
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TOY:

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...referrerid=890

or

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...referrerid=890
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