LADIES: What undergarments do you wear?

[Mortimer]

Please include a photo of your home and show ( in detail ) how to get to the place you store these items...as well as your addrress .

[paisjpq]

same ones you do.....and I would appreciate it if you would stop raiding my closet because you keep stretching them out!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

same ones you do.....and I would appreciate it if you would stop raiding my closet because you keep stretching them out!

oh no.....i never thought SHE would rat me out likes this



i feel like andy kaufmans idiot.


i feel so ashamed









and YOU stretched them out...that's why i quit wearing yours

[Mortimer]

People may also be interested to know she has a velcro opening in the front...for those "spurs of the moment' she sssssso often has.

[Mortimer]

WITCH!!!

[paisjpq]

yup.

[Mortimer]

I'll type it again later......when you're not here.




You'll see.

Oh yes.

[Mortimer]

I know a SEE-CRAHT....SQUAWK!!




I know a SEE-CRAHT!!!

[Mortimer]

You bet I do.





It's a really good one,too!

Stay tuned throughout the day and in the night ( when you're alone...when it's dark).


She can't stay awake all the time.

[Mortimer]

r u still here?

[Mortimer]

Oh this is silly.

I'm not hanging around all day to play some childish game.


But the truth is Thebby has 45 pair of undergarments.One for every man...with each ones name sewn on it.

Make that 32...I shouldn't count Steve Byk's name more than once.

I'm leaving.

[NoChanceToDance]

Morty, from the lack of responses from the lovely ladies on this forum, do you reckon they even wear undergarments?

Just a thought.

[Mortimer]

I'd say 75% don't.

[Mortimer]

I know this for a fact...by the way.


=;>

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I'd say 75% don't.

$100 for the list....

[Mortimer]

ror!!










OK.









Add another 100 and you'll get the bush condition report:


Color

Clipped or allowed to grow freely

Or "uprooted"