Say Good Bye To Me

[Mortimer]

I'm leaving for good this time...no messing around. This is it. Tired of all the snotty remarks.



It's the least you can do.

^^^

[Mortimer]

^^^ Lifeguard at baby pool.

^^^ More farewells than Police Academy movies.

[Mortimer]

^^^ Has watched too many Police Academy movies.Threw nerd party over Alabama's no.1 recruiting class.

^^^Purposely flunked 8th grade 4 years in a row. Denied Sloppy Joe Tuesdays was the reason why.

[blackthroatedwind]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I'm leaving for good this time...no messing around. This is it. Tired of all the snotty remarks.



It's the least you can do.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

[Sightseek]

^^^ Likes when the door....




















THUD!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

^^^ Likes when the door....


THUD!

^^^ When is a door not a door?

[Mortimer]

Isn't anyone going to say good bye to me?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

^^^ Likes when the door....


THUD!

^^^ Tells filthy door jokes at work.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

^^^ Tells filthy door jokes at work.

^^^ PM's dirty things to druggie while at work

[Mortimer]

^^^ Is Druggie spelled BTW???

[Mortimer]

I'm not kiiiiiiiiiid-iiiiiiing.

[Bigsmc]

Good-bye Morte.

I will miss the Zodiac Ciphers.

Watch that door...

[Mortimer]

Thank you so much Big.

I wish I could display a cry-ee face.

You are the first ( and probably only) to say good bye.



The ZC's.....learn from them.

Learn from them.

[dylbert]

Buh bye, Mortimer...

No one will miss you & you will remain permanent fixture in my "iggy" list. You are living proof that sh!t can be stacked -- higher and higher!

Worthlessness is too simple a word to describe your lack of contribution (muchless meaningful thoughts) to this forum.

I, too, wholeheartedly support the largest possible door slapping you across your head and backside.

[Mortimer]

I am very,very disappointed almost all of you have chosen to diss me....and not bid me.





I always have felt there are two distinctly different groups of people here.

The first ,I believe, are a highly intelligent group with rapier like wit......and are absolutely impervious to flying drop kicks and public stonings.



The last descriptive meaning you have no pride.......

I shall miss your funny faces dearly.

You all know who you are.







The second group is a bunch completely lacking in depth perception.

They couldn't get a MENSA question right if spotted the Fibonnaci Sequence.

They are paranoid schizos who have way too much pride which they simply base on the food chain.






They are the frozen,the stupid and the dead.


They don't know who they are.

































=:>

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

It didn't last time.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

^^^ Has gone 6 weeks with no chicken dinnah.