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Old 05-07-2008, 08:57 PM
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:03 PM
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Ms Buttersworth has a decided weight advantage.....and is made of glass.

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Old 05-07-2008, 09:07 PM
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Butterworth-she's taller.
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:11 PM
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Mrs Buttersworth, clearly.

she has a great reach advantage over Cruise.

she'd mess him up.
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:55 PM
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Ms Buttersworth has a decided weight advantage.....and is made of glass.

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I have to go with Tom Cruise.

I always think back to when I saw Tom Cruise at a Scientology gathering last November. It was a week after he finished filming Lions For Lambs. He was shown to me on the red carpet. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the women nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced off the red carpet into the crowd onto some woman. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the ladies.


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Old 05-07-2008, 09:12 PM
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I have to go with Tom Cruise.

I always think back to when I saw Tom Cruise at a Scientology gathering last November. It was a week after he finished filming Lions For Lambs. He was shown to me on the red carpet. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the men nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced off the red carpet into the crowd onto some man. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the boys.
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OOOOOOOOOO

Well played.
too easy,
but thank you for the lay up


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Old 05-07-2008, 09:35 PM
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:38 PM
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What if Janitor in a Drum threw his support to Mrs. Buttersworth?

Could this influence the outcome?



HHH.....what about you,sir?
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:19 AM
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I have to go with Tom Cruise.

I always think back to when I saw Tom Cruise at a Scientology gathering last November. It was a week after he finished filming Lions For Lambs. He was shown to me on the red carpet. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the women nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced off the red carpet into the crowd onto some woman. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the ladies.
I laughed.
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I laughed.

You did not.
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:22 AM
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I have to go with Tom Cruise.

I always think back to when I saw Tom Cruise at a Scientology gathering last November. It was a week after he finished filming Lions For Lambs. He was shown to me on the red carpet. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the women nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced off the red carpet into the crowd onto some woman. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the ladies.


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Old 05-08-2008, 03:21 AM
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Who wins?
Hmmm... must ponder, although i don't really understand.

Tom? Drawing a blank.

Mrs. B..... not sure but am imagining taking hold of of the figure, feeling it's hardness as i clutch it, open it slowly...

The anticipation. The wanting.

Those first few drops that ooze out right before the intense and mad gush, the frenzied oral ecstasy... a little got on my mouth so I slowly glide the tip of my tongue across my lips, savoring the flavor, oooh it's good, and I watch as it shoots on my burning... mounds? (Pancakes didn't sound right).

Gee Morty not sure... who do you think?
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Old 05-08-2008, 04:39 AM
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Hmmm... must ponder, although i don't really understand.

Tom? Drawing a blank.

Mrs. B..... not sure but am imagining taking hold of of the figure, feeling it's hardness as i clutch it, open it slowly...

The anticipation. The wanting.

Those first few drops that ooze out right before the intense and mad gush, the frenzied oral ecstasy... a little got on my mouth so I slowly glide the tip of my tongue across my lips, savoring the flavor, oooh it's good, and I watch as it shoots on my burning... mounds? (Pancakes didn't sound right).

Gee Morty not sure... who do you think?



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Old 05-08-2008, 09:28 AM
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Hmmm... must ponder, although i don't really understand.

Tom? Drawing a blank.

Mrs. B..... not sure but am imagining taking hold of of the figure, feeling it's hardness as i clutch it, open it slowly...

The anticipation. The wanting.

Those first few drops that ooze out right before the intense and mad gush, the frenzied oral ecstasy... a little got on my mouth so I slowly glide the tip of my tongue across my lips, savoring the flavor, oooh it's good, and I watch as it shoots on my burning... mounds? (Pancakes didn't sound right).

Gee Morty not sure... who do you think?

Let's see you top this one,Riley-O......you big sissy.
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:31 AM
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Hmmm... must ponder, although i don't really understand.

Tom? Drawing a blank.

Mrs. B..... not sure but am imagining taking hold of of the figure, feeling it's hardness as i clutch it, open it slowly...

The anticipation. The wanting.

Those first few drops that ooze out right before the intense and mad gush, the frenzied oral ecstasy... a little got on my mouth so I slowly glide the tip of my tongue across my lips, savoring the flavor, oooh it's good, and I watch as it shoots on my burning... mounds? (Pancakes didn't sound right).

Gee Morty not sure... who do you think?


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Old 05-08-2008, 12:42 PM
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:45 PM
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Throw more dirt on me,Honey!!...I LOVE it!!
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