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Old 07-27-2006, 11:13 AM
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got her tongue pierced..GRRR, cant do anything for at least 2-4 weeks.

have any other guys had this frustration
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Old 07-27-2006, 02:38 PM
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got her tongue pierced..GRRR, cant do anything for at least 2-4 weeks.

have any other guys had this frustration
With the luck you say you have with women, this seems rather insignificant in comparison! here's an idea...you might try communicating with her, actually getting to know her, explore her mind and her soul...all more important than her tongue or anything you might fantasize her doing with it!
Or...you might take this opportunity to get your johnson removed...that way you won't have to bother with such trite stuff!
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Old 07-27-2006, 03:22 PM
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Did you ever think that maybe she did the piercing on purpose just to get out of it? hmmmm....
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Old 07-28-2006, 10:09 AM
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Did you ever think that maybe she did the piercing on purpose just to get out of it? hmmmm....
I would like to vote this the best line of the year.... Where do I place my ballot ?
You were talking about licking a stamp..right ?
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Old 07-28-2006, 10:12 AM
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Or you could listen to the song...."" Captain Jack "".. By Billy Joel..
you know the line..... "" You just sit @ home and .............""...LOL
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Old 07-27-2006, 03:30 PM
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I know frosty, thats what Friday is gonna be for. Shes gonna have me joggin in the afternoon, then some other non sexual stuff boys and girls do
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Old 07-27-2006, 03:39 PM
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jerry, if you have never had a relationship with a lady who has her tongue peirced, you should enjoy it man. life is short
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Old 07-27-2006, 03:42 PM
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I know frosty, thats what Friday is gonna be for. Shes gonna have me joggin in the afternoon, then some other non sexual stuff boys and girls do

Yep, guys and girls can actually have a great time just being friends and enjoying each other's company...that's what I tried to explain to you about my best friend, doesn't have to be sexual 24/7. Being with someone is only important if you both enjoy each other's company...otherwise, twenty bucks and any inner city street corner will get you the rest!
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Old 07-27-2006, 03:55 PM
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got her tongue pierced..GRRR, cant do anything for at least 2-4 weeks.

have any other guys had this frustration
2-4 weeks, naw not that long. maybe a week at the most. She still has that vertical smile.
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