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Old 07-20-2008, 12:48 PM
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I thought this a good idea. Panda Pandering was a consideration.

Anyhoo...Andy-- 2 questions.

Remember I mentioned months ago I bought 3 or 4 Panda-Money-Um tickets?And that I didn't win anything? It was impulse based on the idea you would bring luck. I haven't bothered with them since....until yesterday. I pass the Ohio Lottery grandstand as I wait in line at the discount this and that store here.....it has no affect on me. It stands 500 feet tall and one half mile wide. There are over 900,000 different tickets. Vibrantly colored....bright...dollar signs all over them. Las Vegas slot machine music plays.Yesterday the Panda ticket screamed at me. So I bought 4 more...$2 a throw.




I won $5.

That's the way they play it. Spend $8...get back $5.....that's winning. So this morning I turned it in plus $1 and got 3 more. I won $12........now that's what I call winning.


So my 1st question is....should I buy 6 more?





The 2nd is.......r u BrownSugar?
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Old 07-20-2008, 08:16 PM
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I haven't got all day here.
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Old 07-20-2008, 09:48 PM
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I know what happened.

He read this and whisked off to Ohio where is buying up all the Panda tickets.








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Old 07-20-2008, 10:20 PM
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do you scratch with a nickel or dime?

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Old 07-20-2008, 10:29 PM
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I rub peanut butter on them...it comes right off!! Really!
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Old 07-20-2008, 11:45 PM
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I rub peanut butter on them...it comes right off!! Really!

I hope you don't have any pets......
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Old 07-20-2008, 11:58 PM
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I rub peanut butter on them...it comes right off!! Really!

Morty....Seinfeld made a hell of a lot of money with far less talent and worse material than you have day in and day out.
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