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Old 08-04-2008, 07:49 PM
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Poor Scotty...
The engineer on Star Trek.

His ashes were to be launched into space aboard a private rocket.
The rocket failed 2 min into the flight, So his ashes got burned.
And "he" did not make it into orbit.

I wonder if he gets a refund.

207 other ashes/ex-people also failed to obtain orbit along with him.
They all are probably wandering along the jet stream to be deposited just
about everywhere. I wonder how many of Scottie's former atoms land
in my yard...

The pyramids just dont cut it anymore.

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Old 08-04-2008, 10:22 PM
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Poor Scotty...


207 other ashes/ex-people also failed to obtain orbit along with him.
Was gonna make an attempt at humor here but one of the other 207 was Gordon Cooper and that's just a little sad.
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Old 08-04-2008, 10:36 PM
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Was gonna make an attempt at humor here but one of the other 207 was Gordon Cooper and that's just a little sad.

These people paid big bucks to send their ashes into orbit...

I find that a bit strange but whatever floats your boat.
I was thinkin maybe some money to a foundation that
might do some good. I bet the Miss Storm cat would
probably give her leftovers to a horse retirement operation.

But who am I to judge. Maybe sending one's ashes into space
is more important than taking care of used animals. I am practicing
the art of self-righteousness and failing.
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Old 08-04-2008, 10:37 PM
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These people paid big bucks to send their ashes into orbit...

I find that a bit strange but whatever floats your boat.
I was thinkin maybe some money to a foundation that
might do some good. I bet the Miss Storm cat would
probably give her leftovers to a horse retirement operation.

But who am I to judge. Maybe sending one's ashes into space
is more important than taking care of used animals. I am practicing
the art of self-righteousness and failing.
i don't get people turning their loved ones into created diamonds. to wear. that just seems so odd to me.

i want a viking funeral. but i'm betting it doesn't happen.
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Old 08-04-2008, 10:38 PM
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These people paid big bucks to send their ashes into orbit...

I find that a bit strange but whatever floats your boat.
I was thinkin maybe some money to a foundation that
might do some good. I bet the Miss Storm cat would
probably give her leftovers to a horse retirement operation.

But who am I to judge. Maybe sending one's ashes into space
is more important than taking care of used animals. I am practicing
the art of self-righteousness and failing.
Oh, I find it very strange too!

Just one of the damned Mercury 7..... that's a little understandable anyway.

Yes, horsie retirement would be nice.
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Old 08-04-2008, 10:36 PM
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but how the bloody hell do ashes get burned?

it is a shame about the 208 sets of ashes not getting to outer space.
i'll be wondering this wknd when i dust the furniture......
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Old 08-04-2008, 10:42 PM
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but how the bloody hell do ashes get burned?
one level of irony...

They could have sent their whole body up and achieved the same results
at a much higher price... payload's a bitch.
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Old 08-04-2008, 10:50 PM
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i don't know a lot of the details about this launch but there isn't a whole lot put into orbit that won't eventually return anyway.

did they send it up on a pegasus?
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Old 08-04-2008, 10:56 PM
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i don't know a lot of the details about this launch but there isn't a whole lot put into orbit that won't eventually return anyway.

did they send it up on a pegasus?
It was a private venture, cant remember the rocket but not a pegasus.
It was their third failure. The majority of the money was to be made from 3 satellites the rocket was carrying. Its the guy who sold Paypal to ebay for around 2 billion bucks who owns the company doing this.

I think the ashes were supposed to keep going being pulled off to who knows where.
I will attempt to find the story.
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