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Work politics.....
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
> > We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. > > How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? > > Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: > > If: > A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z > > is represented as: > 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. > > Then: > > H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K > 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% > > and > > K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E > 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% > > But, > > A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E > 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% > > And, > > B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T > 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% > > AND, look how far a*s kissing will take you. > > A-*-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G > 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% > > So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** kissing that will put you over the top. |
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what does "that post sucks my balls" rate?
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seriously.
i can't even find a consistent numeric value for "*" in his post. 8 doesn't add up. |
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Eureka;
That was terrible. Go back and get us another one. |