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Old 09-16-2008, 10:00 AM
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Well predators and predated alike... Doncha wunda where in the world Morty was??????











Ah know it's been on my mind......











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Started up spherical clock manufacturing business on Baltic Islands.
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Old 09-16-2008, 10:26 AM
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Please don't dart me but I heard from a reliable source that he is in Chapel Hill with Thebby's favorite DT celebrity....Sumitas is also there to record pud measurements...
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Sorry Steve lesson learned....


...Morty was off auditioning as projectile for the super-collider experiment
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10. Was last seen with Fate Lires and CP at DaHussy's Pud Enrichment Seminar.
9. Demanded his back from Hussy. Said weekend in mineral bath reversed pud enrichment.
8. Had closed door meeting with Wedgie and Romeo. Discused release of new book "How to F*ck with Fans Emotions"
7. Convinced Bron Bron to let him be his new agent
6. Had sudden desire to learn the game of gelf. KGB spent all weekend avoiding his phone calls
5. Swapped war stories with BTW while chasing 19 year old waitresses.
4. Shacked up with Skivs in hospital...last heard mumbling "no more enemas"
3. Tried bribing Uncly Trust for her pictures of Cajuhnator
2. Tried bribing KGB of his pictures of Uncly Trust.































1. Last seen boarding plane. Heading for the "How to make love to a sock, without getting emotionally attached" seminar hosted by DrugS
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God is over in the smart threads.....you want I should tell him/her that you are looking for him/her
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Oh my God.
Would you kindly turn your PMs on Mr. Foxworthy? Or am I forced to turn them on for you? There is urgent NT bidness to inform you of, which could result in your darting!!! I know that will motivate you...
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Well predators and predated alike... Doncha wunda where in the world Morty was??????

Ah know it's been on my mind......

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hmm..... embarrassed after the ass-kicking that osu took on the west coast??
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hmm..... embarrassed after the ass-kicking that osu took on the west coast??
Why should I be?

I predicted a 37-17 loss.




It was only a little worse than that.

Love Beockman on that option play.....white men of the world shrink with embarrassment.
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10 places I could have been:









10...Helping Tonto and a team of other well trained experts find a good vein in Wig,Brown's body.

9...Responding to the emergency plea of the World Semen Bank with the help of my trained assistant ,Debbie Oddjob.

8...Removing the warning signs ( YOU CANNOT RUN THROUGH ME!! .....I'M A LOT MORE SOLID THAN I APPEAR TO BE........OH MR. SERLING----REMEMBER ME?....and so forth) from plexiglass windows and doors throughout NYC.

7...Ghost writing James Tressel's latest book....How I Lost My Mind

6...Franny Tasting.

5...Examining the head of Coach " the Browns +230" Pants.

4...Trying to figure out how to financially capitalize on Thebby's bandy aid bras.Johnson and Johnson 4 yer Johnson's??............nah.

3...In another commercial whizz bang idea ...I try to copy Beanie Wells' turf toe and hope for midget 4th string running back Maurice Weanie Wells to contract smurph toe.

2...Out chasing tail at Sara's Toga. So bountiful they wear FUCl< ME signs.





And the number one place I could have been:













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plink










1...Drawing mustaches and and big noses on my psychologist's ink blots...then writing..."Find 4 things out of place in this picture."
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10 places I could have been:









10...Helping Tonto and a team of other well trained experts find a good vein in Wig,Brown's body.

9...Responding to the emergency plea of the World Semen Bank with the help of my trained assistant ,Debbie Oddjob.

8...Removing the warning signs ( YOU CANNOT RUN THROUGH ME!! .....I'M A LOT MORE SOLID THAN I APPEAR TO BE........OH MR. SERLING----REMEMBER ME?....and so forth) from plexiglass windows and doors throughout NYC.

7...Ghost writing James Tressel's latest book....How I Lost My Mind

6...Franny Tasting.

5...Examining the head of Coach " the Browns +230" Pants.

4...Trying to figure out how to financially capitalize on Thebby's bandy aid bras.Johnson and Johnson 4 yer Johnson's??............nah.

3...In another commercial whizz bang idea ...I try to copy Beanie Wells' turf toe and hope for midget 4th string running back Maurice Weanie Wells to contract smurph toe.

2...Out chasing tail at Sara's Toga. So bountiful they wear FUCl< ME signs.





And the number one place I could have been:













DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR






































plink










1...Drawing mustaches and and big noses on my psychologist's ink blots...then writing..."Find 4 things out of place in this picture."
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Very fine work sir
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Old 09-17-2008, 11:21 AM
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Number 8 is pretty damn funny. I give it OOOOO.5 Bogs.

Hussy....I don't know about you, but I didn't even realize a certain sissy was even gone
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Old 09-17-2008, 11:22 AM
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Number 8 is pretty damn funny. I give it OOOOO.5 Bogs.
agreed, also loved 9,4, and 1.
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Old 09-17-2008, 11:26 AM
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Number 8 is pretty damn funny. I give it OOOOO.5 Bogs.
Too,too kind.


I am thinking of replacing the warning signs with ...."Mr. Serlings Portal To Success....Andy---HURRY!!...HURRYHURRYHURRY!!!...YOU BETTER HURRY!!!'
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10 places I could have been:









10...Helping Tonto and a team of other well trained experts find a good vein in Wig,Brown's body.

9...Responding to the emergency plea of the World Semen Bank with the help of my trained assistant ,Debbie Oddjob.

8...Removing the warning signs ( YOU CANNOT RUN THROUGH ME!! .....I'M A LOT MORE SOLID THAN I APPEAR TO BE........OH MR. SERLING----REMEMBER ME?....and so forth) from plexiglass windows and doors throughout NYC.

7...Ghost writing James Tressel's latest book....How I Lost My Mind

6...Franny Tasting.

5...Examining the head of Coach " the Browns +230" Pants.

4...Trying to figure out how to financially capitalize on Thebby's bandy aid bras.Johnson and Johnson 4 yer Johnson's??............nah.

3...In another commercial whizz bang idea ...I try to copy Beanie Wells' turf toe and hope for midget 4th string running back Maurice Weanie Wells to contract smurph toe.

2...Out chasing tail at Sara's Toga. So bountiful they wear FUCl< ME signs.





And the number one place I could have been:













DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR






































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1...Drawing mustaches and and big noses on my psychologist's ink blots...then writing..."Find 4 things out of place in this picture."



Can't stay long but I'd just like to say the fringe benefits that go with #9 are to die for!
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