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You know you're getting old when
you fall getting out of the shower and break your foot in two places.
Happened to me this week Who else has a "You know you're getting old when......." story? Spyder
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I got an invitation to join AARP, I'm 32.
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Been a member for three years. Great hotel rates...depressing magazine!
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I got an invitation to join AARP, I'm 32.
Maybe you need a redo in your beauty aid cabinet. |
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When really hot college chicks I work with starting calling me "sir"
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Or when you see similar hot chicks and realize they are younger than your son!
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"Change can be good, but constant change shows no direction" http://www.hickoryhillhoff.blogspot.com/ |
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....................When people start asking you if youve been for a prostrate check up yet
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