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03-20-2009, 01:04 PM
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Crushing defeat
My 17-year-old and youngest brother's baby mama gave birth to a girl at 3 AM today.
She a 20-year-old former college vollyball player. I was able to get $5 of action at 20/1 odds from the new father that the baby would come out half black. No luck for me. It looks surprisingly like him. Oh well. Cute couple they are ... they met two years ago when my brother was dating her younger sister. Don't get me wrong - she's really nice and all .. and the cookies she made for Christmas were yummy ... but come on, you don't steal your little sisters man. 
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03-20-2009, 01:10 PM
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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03-20-2009, 01:11 PM
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03-20-2009, 01:14 PM
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   There's is just too much in that post that is funny!!!
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03-20-2009, 01:17 PM
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03-20-2009, 02:11 PM
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03-20-2009, 02:25 PM
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He's in a metal rock band. I guess his group does shows all of the time around here and in Cleveland. He's always trying to talk me into going - but I boycott them because of how he didn't come through for me in the clutch. He's by far the youngest one in the band ... late recruit for them.  He's the preppy looking one on the left. Not my kind of music either ..... http://www.erieblogs.com/2009/03/03/...week-sacred-13
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03-20-2009, 06:40 PM
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03-20-2009, 02:15 PM
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When he was like 15 and was calling on me to buy the booze - he'd have these painfully lame annoying friends and all these goofy ass hot little girls around him. The girls outnumbered the sausage - almost always a 2.5-to-1 chick to sausage ratio. The future situation looked so promising. I was banking on a scenario where he's 17, 18, 19 and swimming in pu tang. You got this single studly older half bro who looks like you but just with an Italian splash .. the bro who taught you how to shoot a potato cannon and stuff! All's he had to do was point me in the right direction and dish out the assists left and right like a good team playing point guard. BUT NO!! He's got to go be the male version of Bristol Palin instead. Just except he used Levy to get to Levy's older sibling. Shows you how jinxed I am. Nothing can ever come real easy for me.
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03-20-2009, 02:19 PM
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one more year, one more year.
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03-20-2009, 08:29 PM
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03-20-2009, 02:20 PM
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oh, and be sure and ask him if the 18 years x 12 months of child support is worth it. porn is cheaper. prostitutes probably are too.
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03-20-2009, 02:26 PM
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03-20-2009, 01:38 PM
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All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans
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03-20-2009, 05:52 PM
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Can you please provide information on where I can get same Bong material you are using. This kind of stuff cannot come from a mind of a perfectly straight person.
On a different note, Do you have the younger sisters phone number, and is she legal yet? Thanks in advance, Spyder Quote:
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03-20-2009, 06:37 PM
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Great post Doug, laughed my ass off!
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03-20-2009, 06:43 PM
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And - at that point - I'd wind up being the horse racing version of Kenny Powers from that new Eastbound and Down show.
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03-20-2009, 06:39 PM
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