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Old 01-22-2010, 10:36 PM
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Had an erection last longer than 4 hours.
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Old 01-22-2010, 10:39 PM
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Rent 40 Year Old Virgin and follow those simple steps

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Old 01-22-2010, 11:02 PM
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Wow, how do you reply to something like that?


















Uuhhh, Congratulations Kev, you must be so proud!
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Old 01-22-2010, 11:10 PM
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Old 01-22-2010, 11:36 PM
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Hmmm is this what drugs means when he says facepalm? I get it now....
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Old 01-23-2010, 09:02 AM
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Wow Kev, at your age you're already seeking assistance in that department?
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Old 01-23-2010, 09:54 AM
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Hmmm is this what drugs means when he says facepalm? I get it now....
I'm sure Doug has another meaning in mind
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