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Old 03-15-2010, 11:12 AM
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Old 03-15-2010, 11:13 AM
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They forgot to mention in the article that he used to wear one contact for six months at a time.
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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Old 03-15-2010, 11:18 AM
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I knew a dude who told a few of us that he makes out with his pillow while he beats off.

And no ... he doesn't wear one contact at a time.
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Old 03-15-2010, 11:21 AM
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I knew a dude who told a few of us that he makes out with his pillow while he beats off.

And no ... he doesn't wear one contact at a time.
What an ameutuer!
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Old 03-15-2010, 11:33 AM
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and I'm not allowed to marry a woman?
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Old 03-15-2010, 11:35 AM
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and I'm not allowed to marry a woman?
I don't know if it's recognized by the state, but I have to go to one of those unions/weddings this weekend.
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Old 03-15-2010, 12:58 PM
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and I'm not allowed to marry a woman?

I think you should be
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