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Ah think we need to do it!
A limerick thread, that is.
Who is gonna go first? |
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Do you ever learn?????????????????
Do I have to remind you of the Christmas song thread of 2008, again?
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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Ooooh I knew you'd do it with me.
C'mon, you start. I shall ponder. (... and yes I will never forget the lovely songs. We created art.) |
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You ponder and I'll sleep on it. Maybe I'll feel more creative in the morning.
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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There once was a "man" named Moss
Who thought he was the motherf.ucking boss He ducked and ducked While the game was completely f.ucked Shame the horse wasn't owned by Randy Moss |
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Stonegossard is mad cause i said i liked him so much id give head andys not around hey wheres chuckles the clown? Is cardus retired or dead? lurker calls clydie poo gopher? i think he'd like to be his chauffer they could drive round the cah sol if its not a big hassle and watch fredymo blow his shofar geeker boy he loves his feline he pets her while capping woodbine but on the other hand i imagine fat man kicks his dog during races - he's swine. Vic S gets in fights all year his groupies protect him and sneer he calls some posts sharp tho he prolly thinks a carp has more depth and brains than some do here Oh God there's a thread on Russ Baze? Coma coming on, where's my chaise? Big fish in small pond 90 brunettes to one blonde he's as dull as Rutherford B Hayes. I guess we need one here for doug what rhymes with that besides drugs? We must include socks *****, cum, and his **** wonder if he does that on the rug. |
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Merciful Mother of God!!
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No dear, that's the middle part of a haiku.
We're doing limericks today. Maybe we can make a haiku thread tomorrow. |
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There was a horsey named Blind Luck
Who definitely did not suck! A late runner is she, The Devil will flee! The Rockies are no excuse to duck. |
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There was a young lady named Sighty
Who needs to focus on work with all her mighty The horsey sites she does lurk so much better than work! Back to the pleadings for Miss Sighty... |
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No Thanksgiving at my house this year
I should have nothing to fear No jerkoffs there to ruin my day I should be able to relax eat and play I will definitely not be shedding any tears
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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Math is having a Thanksgiving Party!
Special guest will be Eoin Harty! Just bring a cake, and relax by the lake and look out for Clyde's nasty Farty!
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Cat-Girl-do..is now bettah than you. |
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I think I rather have my brother in law and his family over.
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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not a fan of Eoin Harty I suppose?
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I don't have anywhere to go this Thanksgiving...nor last year...nor the year before that.
What shall I do? |
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A horse named Zen along comes,
You see her name in threads till you’re numb, She runs fast in a circle but never heads east, Good thing too she’d face many a beast, Best she stays out west where she runs. |
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These are all wonderful you guys.
Ummm, Math man... where are you? I'm waaaaaiting. Do I need to start nagging you or what? |
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^^^^http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx07A9LWBJA
She dances with large silk scarves flowing all over ,held by her hands...hiding her skimpily clad hot little body. |