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Old 08-17-2010, 10:50 PM
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Default Ah think we need to do it!

A limerick thread, that is.

Who is gonna go first?
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:01 PM
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A limerick thread, that is.

Who is gonna go first?
Do you ever learn?????????????????

Do I have to remind you of the Christmas song thread of 2008, again?
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:05 PM
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Ooooh I knew you'd do it with me.

C'mon, you start. I shall ponder.

(... and yes I will never forget the lovely songs. We created art.)
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:11 PM
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Ooooh I knew you'd do it with me.

C'mon, you start. I shall ponder.

(... and yes I will never forget the lovely songs. We created art.)


You ponder and I'll sleep on it. Maybe I'll feel more creative in the morning.
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:11 PM
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There once was a "man" named Moss
Who thought he was the motherf.ucking boss
He ducked and ducked
While the game was completely f.ucked
Shame the horse wasn't owned by Randy Moss
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:21 PM
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There once was a "man" named Moss
Who thought he was the motherf.ucking boss
He ducked and ducked
While the game was completely f.ucked
Shame the horse wasn't owned by Randy Moss
Brilliant!


Stonegossard is mad cause i said
i liked him so much id give head
andys not around
hey wheres chuckles the clown?
Is cardus retired or dead?


lurker calls clydie poo gopher?
i think he'd like to be his chauffer
they could drive round the cah sol
if its not a big hassle
and watch fredymo blow his shofar


geeker boy he loves his feline
he pets her while capping woodbine
but on the other hand
i imagine fat man
kicks his dog during races - he's swine.



Vic S gets in fights all year
his groupies protect him and sneer
he calls some posts sharp
tho he prolly thinks a carp
has more depth and brains than some do here



Oh God there's a thread on Russ Baze?
Coma coming on, where's my chaise?
Big fish in small pond
90 brunettes to one blonde
he's as dull as Rutherford B Hayes.



I guess we need one here for doug
what rhymes with that besides drugs?
We must include socks
*****, cum, and his ****
wonder if he does that on the rug.
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:31 PM
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Merciful Mother of God!!
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:35 PM
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Merciful Mother of God!!
No dear, that's the middle part of a haiku.

We're doing limericks today.

Maybe we can make a haiku thread tomorrow.
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Old 08-18-2010, 10:30 AM
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There was a horsey named Blind Luck
Who definitely did not suck!
A late runner is she,
The Devil will flee!
The Rockies are no excuse to duck.
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Old 08-18-2010, 10:38 AM
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There was a young lady named Sighty
Who needs to focus on work with all her mighty
The horsey sites she does lurk
so much better than work!
Back to the pleadings for Miss Sighty...
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Old 08-18-2010, 11:18 AM
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No Thanksgiving at my house this year
I should have nothing to fear
No jerkoffs there to ruin my day
I should be able to relax eat and play
I will definitely not be shedding any tears
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Old 08-18-2010, 12:07 PM
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Math is having a Thanksgiving Party!
Special guest will be Eoin Harty!
Just bring a cake,
and relax by the lake
and look out for Clyde's nasty Farty!
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Old 08-18-2010, 12:08 PM
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Math is having a Thanksgiving Party!
Special guest will be Eoin Harty!
Just bring a cake,
and relax by the lake
and look out for Clyde's nasty Farty!



Cat-Girl-do..is now bettah than you.
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Old 08-18-2010, 12:09 PM
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Cat-Girl-do..is now bettah than you.
Ohh poo
Who knew?
Only a few
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Old 08-18-2010, 12:09 PM
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Math is having a Thanksgiving Party!
Special guest will be Eoin Harty!
Just bring a cake,
and relax by the lake
and look out for Clyde's nasty Farty!
I think I rather have my brother in law and his family over.
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Old 08-18-2010, 12:10 PM
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I think I rather have my brother in law and his family over.


not a fan of Eoin Harty I suppose?
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Old 08-18-2010, 12:07 PM
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I don't have anywhere to go this Thanksgiving...nor last year...nor the year before that.



What shall I do?
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Old 08-18-2010, 08:20 PM
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A horse named Zen along comes,
You see her name in threads till you’re numb,
She runs fast in a circle but never heads east,
Good thing too she’d face many a beast,
Best she stays out west where she runs.
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Old 08-18-2010, 09:16 PM
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These are all wonderful you guys.

Ummm, Math man... where are you?

I'm waaaaaiting.

Do I need to start nagging you or what?
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Old 08-18-2010, 10:42 PM
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^^^^http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx07A9LWBJA

She dances with large silk scarves flowing all over ,held by her hands...hiding her skimpily clad hot little body.
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