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Old 11-02-2010, 02:31 PM
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It could not smell worse if it tried. My little girl has to get her anal glands emptied every month and by the end of the month it smells like a cannery in one of Steinbeck's novels. It is awful. Incidentally my wife tried to empty them once by watching it on Youtube. Much harder than it looked. So we put her on the outside table and my wife has latex gloves on and is basically fishing around her ass for these sacks to squeeze out. Poor thing(dog) stood like a champ...I love her anyway. Fish ass be damned. And yes you have to get them emptied. If you don't they can get infected or she'll play drag ass around the house.
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Old 11-02-2010, 02:33 PM
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SportyFans,there is like no way that....it's me.
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Old 11-02-2010, 02:34 PM
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It could not smell worse if it tried. My little girl has to get her anal glands emptied every month and by the end of the month it smells like a cannery in one of Steinbeck's novels. It is awful. Incidentally my wife tried to empty them once by watching it on Youtube. Much harder than it looked. So we put her on the outside table and my wife has latex gloves on and is basically fishing around her ass for these sacks to squeeze out. Poor thing(dog) stood like a champ...I love her anyway. Fish ass be damned. And yes you have to get them emptied. If you don't they can get infected or she'll play drag ass around the house.
Very handy tips. Tough Dog.
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Old 11-02-2010, 02:34 PM
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Very handy tips. Tough Dog.
Are you fucl<in' nuts...or what??
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Old 11-02-2010, 02:35 PM
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Old 11-02-2010, 02:43 PM
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37.00 to get her ass squeezed....You tell me there is no inflation out there people? I wonder what it costs where Clyde lives in Section 8.
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Old 11-02-2010, 03:02 PM
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my dog doesnt drag his ass... & he's 3 now and never had his ass drained... BUT every once and awhile lately I've smelled a nasty whiff of air that I know wasnt a fart.

Once I get his sqeezed will I have to do it every month? is it like breaking the seal? or should I wait until he drags ass?
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Old 11-02-2010, 03:09 PM
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I'm getting sick---here in section 8.

And so...








I'm leaving.
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Old 11-02-2010, 09:34 PM
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my dog doesnt drag his ass... & he's 3 now and never had his ass drained... BUT every once and awhile lately I've smelled a nasty whiff of air that I know wasnt a fart.

Once I get his sqeezed will I have to do it every month? is it like breaking the seal? or should I wait until he drags ass?
I laughed. A lot.
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