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Old 06-17-2011, 12:50 AM
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This is a voice mail some dumb bitch left us at work.

We'd fixed her computer (disinfected it) and she picked it up from us on a recent Friday. Wednesday of the following week she calls and tells my partner (business) that she couldn't get on the Internet and that the browser hangs. She was able to get on for several days, but then it stopped working for her. He explained to her that she was infected, yet again, and that she'd need to bring it in for another cleanup.

I was unaware of this conversation, and when I got in, she called and I had the misfortune of answering. She conveniently left out all the info she told my partner, and against my better judgment, I decided to go out to her home to shut this bitch up.

As I was leaving, he tells me the entire conversation, and adds in a bonus story about when she paid us for the previous work. Apparently, as he was taking the cash from her, she refused to let go of the cash and she kept trying to tug it away from him.

This is from a woman who previously had tried to get us to reduce our prices by saying she was saving up her pennies to get one of those intestinal removal surgeries. Also, her husband, in our shop, in front of her, called her a stupid bitch to my face. I agreed with him, naturally, but wow, that was awkward.

Anyways, here's the voice mail. This message is stupid on so many levels, I won't even try to explain it.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1267444/idiot.wav
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Old 06-17-2011, 01:11 AM
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You have to be the dumbest person on the i-net.
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Old 06-17-2011, 09:13 AM
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This is a voice mail some dumb bitch left us at work.

We'd fixed her computer (disinfected it) and she picked it up from us on a recent Friday. Wednesday of the following week she calls and tells my partner (business) that she couldn't get on the Internet and that the browser hangs. She was able to get on for several days, but then it stopped working for her. He explained to her that she was infected, yet again, and that she'd need to bring it in for another cleanup.

I was unaware of this conversation, and when I got in, she called and I had the misfortune of answering. She conveniently left out all the info she told my partner, and against my better judgment, I decided to go out to her home to shut this bitch up.

As I was leaving, he tells me the entire conversation, and adds in a bonus story about when she paid us for the previous work. Apparently, as he was taking the cash from her, she refused to let go of the cash and she kept trying to tug it away from him.

This is from a woman who previously had tried to get us to reduce our prices by saying she was saving up her pennies to get one of those intestinal removal surgeries. Also, her husband, in our shop, in front of her, called her a stupid bitch to my face. I agreed with him, naturally, but wow, that was awkward.

Anyways, here's the voice mail. This message is stupid on so many levels, I won't even try to explain it.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1267444/idiot.wav
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Old 06-17-2011, 09:24 AM
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This is a voice mail some dumb bitch left us at work.

We'd fixed her computer (disinfected it) and she picked it up from us on a recent Friday. Wednesday of the following week she calls and tells my partner (business) that she couldn't get on the Internet and that the browser hangs. She was able to get on for several days, but then it stopped working for her. He explained to her that she was infected, yet again, and that she'd need to bring it in for another cleanup.

I was unaware of this conversation, and when I got in, she called and I had the misfortune of answering. She conveniently left out all the info she told my partner, and against my better judgment, I decided to go out to her home to shut this bitch up.

As I was leaving, he tells me the entire conversation, and adds in a bonus story about when she paid us for the previous work. Apparently, as he was taking the cash from her, she refused to let go of the cash and she kept trying to tug it away from him.

This is from a woman who previously had tried to get us to reduce our prices by saying she was saving up her pennies to get one of those intestinal removal surgeries. Also, her husband, in our shop, in front of her, called her a stupid bitch to my face. I agreed with him, naturally, but wow, that was awkward.

Anyways, here's the voice mail. This message is stupid on so many levels, I won't even try to explain it.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1267444/idiot.wav
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Old 06-17-2011, 09:26 AM
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Nice gesture,Mrs. Malarkey.
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