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Old 06-17-2011, 12:30 PM
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Elenin, nuclear war, Jesus, blah blah blah.

It's the sun, son.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/bre...-1226076791684

And now we find out that the outer edges of our solar system is covered in a magnetic exterior foam, Which is funny because most of us are going through life wearing beer goggles.

Sets the stage for a massive EMP that will fry most electrical grids and bring all forms of electronic transit to a screeching halt. Plus the potential for numerous nuclear meltdowns.

We're already in the middle of a historic global food crisis.

So lets hope the Sun-loving ancient astrologists are wrong. Because if they aren't us common folk be doomed.
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Old 06-17-2011, 01:20 PM
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Elenin, nuclear war, Jesus, blah blah blah.

It's the sun, son.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/bre...-1226076791684

And now we find out that the outer edges of our solar system is covered in a magnetic exterior foam, Which is funny because most of us are going through life wearing beer goggles.

Sets the stage for a massive EMP that will fry most electrical grids and bring all forms of electronic transit to a screeching halt. Plus the potential for numerous nuclear meltdowns.

We're already in the middle of a historic global food crisis.

So lets hope the Sun-loving ancient astrologists are wrong. Because if they aren't us common folk be doomed.
Coach, we are doomed anyway.
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Old 06-17-2011, 05:44 PM
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Does anyone know how to start a fire from scratch? It may be a long climb back into the stone age.
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Old 06-17-2011, 05:49 PM
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Global Warming Doctrine will negate Physics.
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Old 06-17-2011, 06:57 PM
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Global Warming Doctrine will negate Physics.
"Even if the predictions are correct, the effect of global warming will outstrip the Sun's ability to cool even in the coldest scenario, and, in any case, the cooling effect is only ever temporary," she said. "When the Sun's activity returns to normal, the greenhouse gases won't have gone away."
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Old 06-17-2011, 07:09 PM
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Still have the geomagnetic field uncertainty. If the power grid is gone it's back to the stone age.
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Old 06-17-2011, 10:14 PM
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None of that will matter when the poles complete their shift.
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