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Old 06-30-2011, 12:37 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iyXwfkwzWM

Big debate up here about which of the two chicks in this commerical you'd rather nail.

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Old 06-30-2011, 12:39 AM
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If the first video is inconclusive: here's another.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_ljuNSMQPQ
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Old 06-30-2011, 01:20 AM
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Odd, everytime I see that commercial I ask myself that question.

Just saw it a few minutes ago and this time I thought, the 2nd chick is definitely prettier, but the web chick, she'd probably give you a better ride for your money.
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Old 06-30-2011, 01:28 AM
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The first chick has gorgeous eyes - I don't know if I'd write her off as the less pretty of the two. In fact, especially with clothes on, I'd give her the call as the prettier of the two.

Granted, she is like a bean-pole for your type ... she'd need what .. another 140lbs before you're interested? The other one might have to visit a library and eat half of a book shelf.
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Old 06-30-2011, 01:33 AM
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The first chick, the web one, she's kind of bitchy looking, which detracts from her looks. I know that is part of the act, but still.


How's Emily doing? Have you found another gap tooth from the local trailer park to replace her yet?
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Old 06-30-2011, 01:39 AM
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It's like asking John Calipari if he's found another one to replace Marcus Camby yet.

Dude, I scout the local trailer parks the way Saban does the SEC.

Ohio has been an absolute goldmine for my little brother Pat ... somehow he finds girls there, that, while hot .... are nothing but the most lazy brand of gold-digging 18yo whores you'll ever see... and he brings them to live with our mom.
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Old 06-30-2011, 09:50 AM
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Pigtails is the type of girl who you'll never satisfy. She's probably had at least 20 girls eat her snatch better than I could.

The second girl looks like she would rather save herself for Jesus.
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Old 06-30-2011, 10:20 AM
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I think it's the 2nd girl in a run-away. It actually looks like she might be hiding some very nice boobies (in the 2nd video).
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Old 06-30-2011, 11:43 PM
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This should clear out the pro-pigtail-girl camp.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3ni8...feature=relmfu
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Old 07-01-2011, 08:35 AM
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Yeah but those pig tails might make good "handles".
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