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Old 07-17-2011, 10:47 PM
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Default As none of you probably know....

I run a super-secret, invite-only message board for the ultra elite.

We may or may not be in the process of recruting right now.

Probably not.

But if you want in, and your name is something other than Indian Charlie or GB BOB, apply here.

On my board...

Unlike Pace Advantage, we do not prefer substantive discussions and arguments among a wide group of people without high-quality handicapping skills who scream from the mountaintops - with every last thing they post - "I'm a major fucl<ing dork" and CJ

Unlike here, My Miss Storm Cat, Sightseek, Genuine Risk, Paisaq (or whatever Thebby's handle is) etc. would never be allowed to post until they whip out a digital camera and either A.) present pictures of a meal they've cooked or B.) present us with a clam-shot.

Basically - THE board for the Super Elite is the place you go to when you want to call Todd Pletcher a F@ggot or just laugh at Scav.


So, ever wanted to run with the big boys? You might want to hitch up your diapers there, sport - and apply right now.
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Old 07-17-2011, 11:06 PM
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Juan Carlos Guerrero has been cracking on Cannon Shell from his Smart Phone pretty good the last few days.

If Cannon Shell gets the approval - we could have our first piece of quality board drama.

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Old 07-17-2011, 11:12 PM
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Sorry Betsy ...

You could have pictures of yourself making a 7-course meal topped off with Fudge Truffle Cheesecake and rasberry topings - PLUS - a picture of your taint...


Still wouldn't be enough for you to get in.
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Old 07-17-2011, 11:18 PM
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Sorry Betsy ...

You could have pictures of yourself making a 7-course meal topped off with Fudge Truffle Cheesecake and rasberry topings - PLUS - a picture of your taint...


Still wouldn't be enough for you to get in.
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Old 07-17-2011, 11:24 PM
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You're in Vol Jack.

We needed a token chubby Southerner to add some diversity.

Congrats.
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Old 07-17-2011, 11:27 PM
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FREDDY MO!!!

That MO Fo' is IN!!!


Mo is a posting God.

Just caught him lurkin.

Just threw a net over him Jew ass.

About to lock him in a cage to admire forever.

He is now our national Board-treasure!
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