Poetry Thread

[nomad]

This is for people who want to write a stupid poem. It doesn't have to be about horses and it doesn't have to be stupid.
I'll get it started:

It doesn't take a stupid person
To write a stupid verse
It doesn't take a stupid horse
To make an idiotic person curse

You can be smart
And have no heart
You can stand wealthy and tall

But only the horse
Will run the course
And make fools of us all

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by nomad

It doesn't take a stupid person
To write a stupid verse
It doesn't take a stupid horse
To make an idiotic person curse

You can be smart
And have no heart
You can stand wealthy and tall

But only the horse
Will run the course
And make fools of us all

Both this thread and your poem suck lots of cock,
Save it, about how I drain my nutsack into a sock,

And I also don't care if you call me a quitter,
cause most of you fags like it up the sh!tter,

I'll have you all know that I am no Saint,
Ponder that while Scuds massages your taint,

Out to Cleveland, Wazz-up Clyde!,
I eagerly await your suicide,

To the rest of you - I admit quite sincerely,
Anyone not named Calzone Lord sucks severely,

I should put every last one of you on ignore,
Leaving only my own posts to read and adore.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Both this thread and your poem suck lots of cock,
Save it, about how I drain my nutsack into a sock,

And I also don't care if you call me a quitter,
cause most of you fags like it up the sh!tter,

I'll have you all know that I am no Saint,
Ponder that while Scuds massages your taint,

Out to Cleveland, Wazz-up Clyde!,
I eagerly await your suicide,

To the rest of you - I admit quite sincerely,
Anyone not named Calzone Lord sucks severely,

I should put every last one of you on ignore,
Leaving only my own posts to read and adore.

A misunderstood poet.

[geeker2]

^^^^ loves a good iambic pentameter now and then

[paulo537]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Both this thread and your poem suck lots of cock,
Save it, about how I drain my nutsack into a sock,

And I also don't care if you call me a quitter,
cause most of you fags like it up the sh!tter,

I'll have you all know that I am no Saint,
Ponder that while Scuds massages your taint,

Out to Cleveland, Wazz-up Clyde!,
I eagerly await your suicide,

To the rest of you - I admit quite sincerely,
Anyone not named Calzone Lord sucks severely,

I should put every last one of you on ignore,
Leaving only my own posts to read and adore.

Lord Byron probably sampled you.

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Out to Cleveland, Wazz-up Clyde!,
I eagerly await your suicide,

If people never responded to his inane rambling posts, that just might happen.

[clyde]

^^^^ First Degree Ruination.

[my miss storm cat]

A haiku...

Nancy Pelosi
On her good days she looks like
Bela Lugosi

[clyde]

That was awful.



- Alan - threw up.