They always swear they can pass them!

Calzone Lord · #1 11-03-2011, 09:01 PM

My little brother -- 'Billy The Kid Chenz' will be spending tonight in jail -- they got him on a parole violation. He failed a drug test he was certain he would cheat.

I believe his words: "only a reeeetard can not pass a drug test" I advised him not to play with fire ... as he is as prime a candidate to get ass-raped as anyone who has ever stepped foot in a jail cell. Skinny, pretty, and blonde.

He leaves behind a tight-ass (literally! though her @sshole is probably quite loose) girlfriend

Who ironically was a cop earlier in the week for Halloween

Tough beat --- going from nailing that chick in the ass to becoming a cock-sucking prison bitch and getting your own ass ripped to shreds.

MaTH716 · #2 11-03-2011, 10:54 PM

So Dougie are you going to make a move? Maybe a quaint little dinner at Subway is the answer and then she will be all yours.

Calzone Lord · #3 11-03-2011, 11:00 PM

I suppose I can see if she needs comforted in her time of grief.

RockHardTen1985 · #4 11-03-2011, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

I suppose I can see if she needs comforted in her time of grief.

BC weekend and we get this. Whos crazy? Nice file name on the pp's btw... I forwarded them to my uncle, and hes like WTF?

trackrat59 · #5 11-03-2011, 11:13 PM

Sorry to hear about your brother.

Sorry too for the girlfriend and the poor parents of that young girl (friend) of your brothers. I'm sure they would be thrilled to know the older brother of her boyfriend posted her pic on the internet and let the world know that she did what have you with your brother.

God help all the fathers of little girls. GPK where are you?

RockHardTen1985 · #6 11-03-2011, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by trackrat59

Sorry to hear about your brother.

Sorry too for the girlfriend and the poor parents of that young girl (friend) of your brothers. I'm sure they would be thrilled to know the older brother of her boyfriend posted her pic on the internet and let the world know that she did what have you with your brother.

God help all the fathers of little girls. GPK where are you?

Take it easy here. People really need to sit back and look at the value Dougie Sal brings to the world. Take today for example. He handicaps all the BC races and posts them for all of us and still has time for this gem. Its the stuff legends are made of. Plus the chick is pretty hot, and rumor is Dougie is already banging her.