A crappy Christmas?

[MaTH716]

Ut oh, It's happening again. What was supposed to be a small and quiet Christmas Day, all of a sudden has a good chance of going right down the s.hitter. My (POS) brother-in-law was supposed to be coming with my mother-in-law and his new GF (who's ok, but wears way to much perfume). Now all of a sudden he's bringing his 3 kids with him. After yesterday's Giants game, I didn't think that there was anything in the world that could take the shine off this weekend, guess what? All you people that have been looking for another time, might have just gotten your Christmas miracle at my expense.

Here's a list ofthe players again.

My mother-in-law (sweet sweet lady, who loves my boys very much. She would do anything for us, but she is still a few french fries short of a happy meal). My brother in law, we wil call him Jay. He is my wife's brother, father of 3 and can't stand his wife Tina. They are divorced now, enter Roxanne his GF. She's OK, but she wants a ring, I think she's crazy and should run for the hills. I'm not sure what she thinks about the kids, but I get a vibe that she isn't a fan. Basically he is still a lazy piece of s.hit, who still doesn't care about anyone but himself. Mary is now 11, she is still a manipulating little sneaky bitch. All she does now is talk on Facebook. She supposedly has over 500 friends, including a boyfriend. With 2 rotten selfish parents, she will probably eventually end up on the stripper pole (she dances) or knocked up early. Timmy is 8 (he is a month older than his cousin, Matt {my oldest son}. I feel bad for Timmy, he is the middle child and is always getting picked on. But he is the most whiniest kid I have ever seen in my life. Poor Timmy is already in threapy, he has a lot of anger issues. Than there is the baby Jake, He is now 5 and has hand isues, there's a chance him and my 5 year old Michael drop the gloves today. Michael will kill him.

Not sure if this timeline will eventually fill out, but this is what I have so far.

1:15 Find out the bad news.
1:16-1:45-Do nothing but curse and bitch and moan about the pending disaster. I haven't cursed like that since, well yesterday when Eli manning through that interception at the 30 after the Jets fumbled on the goaline.
2:25- They just showed up and I hear yelling downstairs already.
Wish me luck, hopefully there isn't much more to this timeline.

[clyde]

You don't know ho good you have it.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by clyde

You don't know ho good you have it.

Easy to say that from the outside looking in.

Quiet so far, Jay's in his usual spot on the couch. Nothing more than a few bangs and whines so far. I think I'm going to start to drink, kind of like a preemptive type thing.

[clyde]

This is going to wind up being post Christmas day headlines.



MAN BETS ON WRONG HORSEY,BLAMES VISITORS---SQUIRTS THEM WITH MUSTARD---21 HIT

[3kings]

Good luck Matt, we'll be watching. Tell Michael to distract him and then go for the nose.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by 3kings

Good luck Matt, we'll be watching. Tell Michael to distract him and then go for the nose.

Thanks Tom

Still relatively quiet. The biggest pain in the ass so far is my brother-in-law. Acting lke a 5 year old by constantly asking when are we opening presents. Then making faces with every box he opens. Now it's the when are we eating questions. Also my mother-in-law almost incited a riot by giving out scratch off' to a bunch of kids 11 and under. Michael actually won $25 bucks. Thank God I found the ticket instead of my brother-in-law, it would have definitely taken a walk.