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Old 03-14-2012, 09:56 PM
Rudeboyelvis Rudeboyelvis is offline
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Default Dania Jai Alai

That's right... I said it... I said it.... (in a very poor Chris Rock impersonation )

Definitely going to squeeze in some Cesta e Pelota ("scoop and ball" for you non-natives) in Friday night before the FL Derby.

Plus the full court action of a bankroll building harness show parlay in between matches

So bring it, Beyoches.
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Old 03-14-2012, 09:58 PM
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Stop it.
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Old 03-14-2012, 10:05 PM
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Scoop and Ball is actually a perfect name for it.
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Old 03-14-2012, 10:10 PM
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My wife has driven by the sign on the interstate a hundred times.

She thought "Jai Alai" was some sort of an Islamic temple or something.

When I explained to her what it was, and that Rico Suave -



would be in attendance and might even autograph her boobs if she brought a Sharpie, she was all in. And the cheap beers.
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Old 03-14-2012, 10:18 PM
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My wife has driven by the sign on the interstate a hundred times.

She thought "Jai Alai" was some sort of an Islamic temple or something.

When I explained to her what it was, and that Rico Suave -



would be in attendance and might even autograph her boobs if she brought a Sharpie, she was all in. And the cheap beers.
So are you saying that Mrs. Rude wouldn't let Exacta Bob use the sharpie?
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Old 03-14-2012, 10:22 PM
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Mrs. Exacta Bob would crush her

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Old 03-14-2012, 11:42 PM
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Jus' Sayin'
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