I'm holding a press conference here right now

[Calzone Lord]

I've recieved a contract extension and will be posting here through the 2012 season.

Certainly, those close to me have felt retirement after the upcoming triple crown series was the right way to go out.

However, this season still looks very promising. There is continuing instability in the Paddock with a fresh collection of recent new arrivals. Not to mention the random wild card of a PG 1985 meltdown and subsquent banning which normally comes days after the Derby.

Esoteric Central has markedly declined over the last year or so...it's basically a ghost-town littered with mostly lame threads and slapdick quality posts. However, the sudden revival of Beulah Racing could lead to an Eso Cent form reversal.

Politics/Society is unarguably the biggest sh!thole going...however, we do have a Presidential election coming up drenched in class and racial overtones.

Sports Bar & Grill is again relevant to me as Randy Moss is currently employed with the San Fran 49ers and is still doing self-hosted Internet TV shows.

I am going to take my girlfriend out to a nice dinner at TGI Friday's tonight and explain the situation as gently as possible to her.

[Danzig]

you're doing this all wrong. you are supposed to announce repeatedly that you're retiring, who will take your place, etc, etc. you're actually supposed to leave to much fanfare, and then return and say oh, i've decided not to retire.

[AlreadyHome]

lol retire hahahahaahahahah... if you need a break just say it...
anyways your a funny character and you write good stuff

what ever you do, don't retire

go on vacation ,take some time off ........

The Rock says it doesn't matter.........

Can you smell what the Rock is cookinnnnnngggggg.......

[knickslions2]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

I've recieved a contract extension and will be posting here through the 2012 season.

Certainly, those close to me have felt retirement after the upcoming triple crown series was the right way to go out.

However, this season still looks very promising. There is continuing instability in the Paddock with a fresh collection of recent new arrivals. Not to mention the random wild card of a PG 1985 meltdown and subsquent banning which normally comes days after the Derby.

Esoteric Central has markedly declined over the last year or so...it's basically a ghost-town littered with mostly lame threads and slapdick quality posts. However, the sudden revival of Beulah Racing could lead to an Eso Cent form reversal.

Politics/Society is unarguably the biggest sh!thole going...however, we do have a Presidential election coming up drenched in class and racial overtones.

Sports Bar & Grill is again relevant to me as Randy Moss is currently employed with the San Fran 49ers and is still doing self-hosted Internet TV shows.

I am going to take my girlfriend out to a nice dinner at TGI Friday's tonight and explain the situation as gently as possible to her.

You had me at rate the hats

[3kings]

Can we get a weekly ask Calzone Lord anything segment? For an hour you can answer questions about racing, sock care, subway etc....

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by 3kings

Can we get a weekly ask Calzone Lord anything segment? For an hour you can answer questions about racing, sock care, subway etc....

A Fireside Chat?

Sure, ask away.

No subject or topic is off limit.

[3kings]

If the derby was today and no one was compromised by post position, who would you use as key horses?

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by 3kings

If the derby was today and no one was compromised by post position, who would you use as key horses?

Dullahan, Daddy Knows Best, and Creative Cause will be on all of my tickets.

Those are clearly the three most likely horses to finish on the board imo.

Dullahan and Daddy Knows Best are (even with Trinniberg in) still more likely to finish 2nd or 3rd than win.

It's a large field and a competitive race ... the winner is sometimes unpredictable because they show a tactical dimension no one could have confidently predicted before the race.

[ShadowRoll]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

A Fireside Chat?

Sure, ask away.

No subject or topic is off limit.

If Zenyatta is omnipotent, can she create a boulder that even she can't lift?

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by ShadowRoll

If Zenyatta is omnipotent, can she create a boulder that even she can't lift?

I don't know what omnipoten even means.

I just found Zenyatta's first two races on VHS tape complete with TVG coverage. Ken Rudolph predicted she would win the KY Oaks right after her 2nd career start...considering she was just a month away from turning age 4 ... anything is possible I suppose.

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by ShadowRoll

If Zenyatta is omnipotent, can she create a boulder that even she can't lift?

Yes, she can, but us mere mortals are incapable of understanding the space/time physics involved with such a feat.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

I've recieved a contract extension and will be posting here through the 2012 season.

Dear God (and no, I don't mean you, Dougie):

Thank you!

xoxoxox

Sighty

[RockHardTen1985]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

I've recieved a contract extension and will be posting here through the 2012 season.

Certainly, those close to me have felt retirement after the upcoming triple crown series was the right way to go out.

However, this season still looks very promising. There is continuing instability in the Paddock with a fresh collection of recent new arrivals. Not to mention the random wild card of a PG 1985 meltdown and subsquent banning which normally comes days after the Derby.

Esoteric Central has markedly declined over the last year or so...it's basically a ghost-town littered with mostly lame threads and slapdick quality posts. However, the sudden revival of Beulah Racing could lead to an Eso Cent form reversal.

Politics/Society is unarguably the biggest sh!thole going...however, we do have a Presidential election coming up drenched in class and racial overtones.

Sports Bar & Grill is again relevant to me as Randy Moss is currently employed with the San Fran 49ers and is still doing self-hosted Internet TV shows.

I am going to take my girlfriend out to a nice dinner at TGI Friday's tonight and explain the situation as gently as possible to her.

How did I miss this gem? I pmd you. RESPOND, or Ill take it to FB.