Hemorrhoid Help?

[randallscott35]

So I took my moose of a 2.5 year old on a hike with one of those backpack things above my head that attaches on the back and the waist. Felt like Wise Dan with the weight and obviously ended up with the intestines poking on through. This was last Sunday. Easily the worst case I've ever had...My question for those who have had them, what helped the most. I'm doing Prep H and to me it does very little. Thanks...and I've already been avoiding things like coffee that might make me go more often.

[Rileyoriley]

Oh Clyde????? You're needed here.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Oh Clyde????? You're needed here.

Let me begin for him....


OH MY GAWD!!!!





















THUD!

[randallscott35]

This is one of the most common problem in the world, cmon now...I am serious.

[keithting]

Put Epsom salt in a warm bath--- this will help reduce swelling

Drink plenty of water & fiber, fiber, fiber (eat your spinach) !!!

Getting Old sure ain't for Sissies.....

[Rileyoriley]

A message from Dr. Clyde:


Friends....are you terrorized by Moose Hemorrhoids?

Well, I am proud to announce that NA's Dave Schwontz can help. Not with his LOW Software, but with a new personal product line.


If you have been cursed with this malady, you probabl;y have a hard time pronouncing your vowels.



Oh boy.

I meant....moving your bowels.The evacuant probably come out as skinny snakes.Mr. Schwontz has perfected a brand new snake oil for this anal problem.




Buy it now exclusively from Alex Jones, the only authorized distributor.

[herkhorse]

Either Clyde or Ann Landers