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Observations from a new city
you know you have moved to the country when:
1.) you get more AM stations than FM stations and 2.) You are at work and as you pass by a co-worker and ask him what he is doing, you discover he is putting out ....and I sh*t you not people...boxes of christmas lights in the shape of shotgun shells. I was just about to make a smart ass joke about them when I noticed the look on the guys face and he was clearly thinking "Boy.....I sure can't wait to hang these babies up around the trailer" |
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what's up kev? by the way, congratulations on the new job. now, i'm gonna try to get my first "gfy" from you. you might be a redneck if........you live in southwest virginny!!
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you might be a redneck if....
...you hang shotgun shell lights on the christmas tree you cut down in the highway median. |
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you might be a redneck if.....
you have a "milwaukee's best" can as the star of said tree!! |
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Reppin the Duquesne University class of 2009 . (Then its time to get a real job ) I cant believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up money laundering in the dictionary. www.myspace.com/dustinfabian |
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No one gonna see them Dustin, what's the point?? |
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Seek respect, not attention. |
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No thanks....just be me and Sarah at Christmas and all she will want to do is sleep |
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Hey Mark. You know this is a different world out down here in this part of the state. It's beautiful with the mountains and all, but just a different world then what this beach bum is normally used to. I will get used to it though. Hope everything is allright for ya. oh yeah...gfy |
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what freaking planet have I landed on????
As I am driving to the grocery store today, I pass a tennis court....no big deal right?? Only problem was there was 5 mexicans kicking a soccer ball back and forth over the net.... I can not make this sh*t up people |
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