Chalk-Eaters Anonymous

blackthroatedwind · #1 11-11-2006, 10:05 AM

In light of some recent predictions on this board I felt it was time for an intervention. I have started this room to help those that can't get out of their own way stumbling to the typewriter or window in order to predict the imminent victory of overbet favorites.

Repeat after me....I am ______________ and I am a chalk-eater.

SentToStud · #2 11-11-2006, 10:07 AM

lol. friends don't let friends eat chalk.

#3 11-11-2006, 10:20 AM

This is comedic coming from a guy who I have heard give favorites SEVERAL times on ATRAB that were nowhere to be found in the race....funny stuff

blackthroatedwind · #4 11-11-2006, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing

This is comedic coming from a guy who I have heard give favorites SEVERAL times on ATRAB that were nowhere to be found in the race....funny stuff

The first step is the hardest Joel. I certainly didn't expect you to admit to your problem right away.

However, I consider your coming to the meeting a good start.

blackthroatedwind · #5 11-11-2006, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by SentToStud

lol. friends don't let friends eat chalk.

So true.

I may have to award you the coveted five rattles.

#6 11-11-2006, 10:32 AM

I GUARANTEE you bet more faves than I do - no doubt in my mind really.....Prove that I took any chalk aside from Bernie on BC day? Oh yeah, you cannnot becase you don't know me...as a matter of fact I bet I made more $ than you on BC day and I have Zerox copies of my tix to prove it - as well as 3 IRS reciepts..

And all of this coming from a guy who was scared to match me on handicapping ability last weekend....I think you know you would have met your match...it was probably a smart move on your part not to let me embarrass you - with the ladies and with the betting

ArlJim78 · #7 11-11-2006, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing

I GUARANTEE you bet more faves than I do - no doubt in my mind really.....Prove that I took any chalk aside from Bernie on BC day? Oh yeah, you cannnot becase you don't know me...as a matter of fact I bet I made more $ than you on BC day and I have Zerox copies of my tix to prove it - as well as 3 IRS reciepts..

And all of this coming from a guy who was scared to match me on handicapping ability last weekend....I think you know you would have met your match...it was probably a smart move on your part not to let me embarrass you - with the ladies and with the betting

Isn't it a little early in the day for this?

My coffee hasn't even kicked in yet.

Kasept · #8 11-11-2006, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing

I GUARANTEE you bet more faves than I do - no doubt in my mind really.....Prove that I took any chalk aside from Bernie on BC day? Oh yeah, you cannnot becase you don't know me...as a matter of fact I bet I made more $ than you on BC day and I have Zerox copies of my tix to prove it - as well as 3 IRS reciepts..

And all of this coming from a guy who was scared to match me on handicapping ability last weekend....I think you know you would have met your match...it was probably a smart move on your part not to let me embarrass you - with the ladies and with the betting

Joel..

You have a lot to offer everyone here with your background around the game and your zeal for racing is second to none... But with all due respect, you can work at this for the next two decades and will be hard-pressed to approach Andy Serling's record of success as a full time professional gambler or garner the respect he has earned as a public handicapper at Saratoga for years on end at the Siro's Seminars and in and around NYC as a Paddock Club guest at AQU and BEL.

On a daily basis during SAR, his opinion is out there for the public to judge and appreciate, and few if any of the public cappers can match his long-standing performance record for putting people on winners of all prices. He's a contemporary and equal of the most well-respected and admired handicapping minds in horse playing, and frankly, his insights and credentials are well above being questioned by anyone who isn't playing horses as a sole source of income.

#9 11-11-2006, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Kasept

Joel..

You have a lot to offer everyone here with your background around the game and your zeal for racing is second to none... But with all due respect, you can work at this for the next two decades and will be hard-pressed to approach Andy Serling's record of success as a full time professional gambler or garner the respect he has earned as a public handicapper at Saratoga for years on end at the Siro's Seminars and in and around NYC as a Paddock Club guest at AQU and BEL.

On a daily basis during SAR, his opinion is out there for the public to judge and appreciate, and few if any of the public cappers can match his long-standing performance record for putting people on winners of all prices. He's a contemporary and equal of the most well-respected and admired handicapping minds in horse playing, and frankly, his insights and credentials are well above being questioned by anyone who isn't playing horses as a sole source of income.

Whatever Steve...not the point.

I would never be so dumb as to rely on gambling as my sole source of income - so that would never be comparable....

If the dude wants to calls me out then I want him to do it with substance...if he cannot, then he is a weisel IMO - plain and simple....I was simply stating that I could prove against what he states about me....He likes to take cheap shots and never adds any value to the chat IMO - other than his poor attempts at dry humor...those are just the facts, Steve...I know he's your boy, but you are the one who sits back and allows him to prevoke it.....

We are entitled to our opinions, right?

Dunbar · #10 11-12-2006, 01:13 PM

CR, you have occasionally demonstrated intelligence and insight on this forum. But this thread is far from your finest moment. You should have had the maturity to apologize after kasept's post, or at a minimum, not post further in the thread.

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Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing

I would never be so dumb as to rely on gambling as my sole source of income - so that would never be comparable....

I hope you mean that it would be dumb for YOU to rely on gambling as YOUR sole source of income. The professional gamblers I know are on the whole a very intelligent group that includes several PhD's. Many have supported themselves for years from gambling and bring in healthy 6-fig wins year after year. If your statement above was meant to be general, it would only show how little you know about betting with an advantage.

--Dunbar

#11 11-12-2006, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept

Joel..

You have a lot to offer everyone here with your background around the game and your zeal for racing is second to none... But with all due respect, you can work at this for the next two decades and will be hard-pressed to approach Andy Serling's record of success as a full time professional gambler or garner the respect he has earned as a public handicapper at Saratoga for years on end at the Siro's Seminars and in and around NYC as a Paddock Club guest at AQU and BEL.

On a daily basis during SAR, his opinion is out there for the public to judge and appreciate, and few if any of the public cappers can match his long-standing performance record for putting people on winners of all prices. He's a contemporary and equal of the most well-respected and admired handicapping minds in horse playing, and frankly, his insights and credentials are well above being questioned by anyone who isn't playing horses as a sole source of income.

Why does a guy who makes a ton of money gambling (if it were true) EVER let it be known.

My friend Steve, there is NO answer for the above question. Does he have a KG stamp with IRS and does he file?

Whether you choose to believe it or not I know 7 people over my lifetime(myself included) who have made well over a Mil. gambling. All of us have turned ourselves inside out to remain undiscovered and annonymous.

The above endorsement of your friend WREAKS from something written on a child's blackboard.

Why does this "mutt" continually have to be stroked? BIG MONEY and a LAVISH lifestlye is all one really needs as a reward for winning. Why BEG for boquets from a bunch of kids and fools on an internet site who are more than likely still shooting for their first hundred grand.

blackthroatedwind · #12 11-12-2006, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Dixie Porter

Why does this "mutt" continually have to be stroked? BIG MONEY and a LAVISH lifestlye is all one really needs as a reward for winning. Why BEG for boquets from a bunch of kids and fools on an internet site who are more than likely still shooting for their first hundred grand.

Great to see you at the meeting Dicksie! Admitting your problem, and oh you've got a big one, is a GREAT first step.

Now, repeat after me....I Dixie Porter, mythomaniac, am a chalk eater.

Go on, buddy, you can do it.

ArlJim78 · #13 11-12-2006, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie Porter

Why does a guy who makes a ton of money gambling (if it were true) EVER let it be known.

My friend Steve, there is NO answer for the above question. Does he have a KG stamp with IRS and does he file?

Whether you choose to believe it or not I know 7 people over my lifetime(myself included) who have made well over a Mil. gambling. All of us have turned ourselves inside out to remain undiscovered and annonymous.

The above endorsement of your friend WREAKS from something written on a child's blackboard.

Why does this "mutt" continually have to be stroked? BIG MONEY and a LAVISH lifestlye is all one really needs as a reward for winning. Why BEG for boquets from a bunch of kids and fools on an internet site who are more than likely still shooting for their first hundred grand.

Let me guess, Leonard Zelig was your young apprentice.

blackthroatedwind · #14 11-11-2006, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing

I think you know you would have met your match...it was probably a smart move on your part not to let me embarrass you - with the ladies and with the betting

I missed this the first time! LMFAO!!!!!!!!

" With the ladies "????????????????/ OMG! Are you for real?????????

I gotta thank you, dude, you are one gigantic and unending source of entertainment.

#15 11-12-2006, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

I missed this the first time! LMFAO!!!!!!!!

" With the ladies "????????????????/ OMG! Are you for real?????????

I gotta thank you, dude, you are one gigantic and unending source of entertainment.

Well, at least you have a decent enough sense of humor to sense an e-joke.....thats a helluva talent

stonegossard · #16 11-12-2006, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing

I GUARANTEE you bet more faves than I do - no doubt in my mind really.....Prove that I took any chalk aside from Bernie on BC day? Oh yeah, you cannnot becase you don't know me...as a matter of fact I bet I made more $ than you on BC day and I have Zerox copies of my tix to prove it - as well as 3 IRS reciepts..

And all of this coming from a guy who was scared to match me on handicapping ability last weekend....I think you know you would have met your match...it was probably a smart move on your part not to let me embarrass you - with the ladies and with the betting

Wow....you have 3 IRS reciepts. Congrats. Did you charge the guys who actually hit the race more than 10 percent to sign?

Coming on the internet to brag about your luck with women. It's safe to say you havent touched a women in probably a year. Most likely havent spoke to a woman in at least 6 mos. Talking to telemarketers on the phone doesnt count.

I am new here......but I look forwards to humiliating you on a daily basis.

SentToStud · #17 11-12-2006, 01:01 PM

tough crowd for a sunday am....

i ate a piece of bread this am that tasted a bit chalky... personally been beaten like a baby seal all week.

yesterday, as i do once a month, i deliver canned goods to senior citizens. no big deal, takes 2-3 hours and i still managed to spew enough bad wagers to to cover a couple mortgage payments. ah, i digressed.

anyway, one ole dude i see on my monthly deliveries is a fairly healthy, yet miserable man. apparently his three adult children rarely call. in addition to canned goods, i also deliver to him four 1/2 pints of smirnoffs. just enough for a couple nips a day. anyway, the liquor store had no 1/2 pints so i got him a fifth.

When I handed him the fifth, he almost took my head off and bittched me out fiercely. never mind the fact that I pay for his booze out of my pocket and had him stay at my home for a couple days after the hurricane last fall.

today's tips from s2s:
1. Much to be happy about
2. Some people are never happy, but keep trying
3. Call your parents
4. If you're gonna bet horses, the last thing you ought to do is get angry at people you don't really know 30 minutes before post.
5. do not bet any horses i like until proven otherwise.
6. I like both of Dwoskin's at Calder today, especially Ashlee the Great.

Danzig · #18 11-12-2006, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud

tough crowd for a sunday am....

i ate a piece of bread this am that tasted a bit chalky... personally been beaten like a baby seal all week.

yesterday, as i do once a month, i deliver canned goods to senior citizens. no big deal, takes 2-3 hours and i still managed to spew enough bad wagers to to cover a couple mortgage payments. ah, i digressed.

anyway, one ole dude i see on my monthly deliveries is a fairly healthy, yet miserable man. apparently his three adult children rarely call. in addition to canned goods, i also deliver to him four 1/2 pints of smirnoffs. just enough for a couple nips a day. anyway, the liquor store had no 1/2 pints so i got him a fifth.

When I handed him the fifth, he almost took my head off and bittched me out fiercely. never mind the fact that I pay for his booze out of my pocket and had him stay at my home for a couple days after the hurricane last fall.

today's tips from s2s:
1. Much to be happy about
2. Some people are never happy, but keep trying
3. Call your parents
4. If you're gonna bet horses, the last thing you ought to do is get angry at people you don't really know 30 minutes before post.
5. do not bet any horses i like until proven otherwise.
6. I like both of Dwoskin's at Calder today, especially Ashlee the Great.

i bet his children don't visit because he's miserable....but could be the other way 'round.

#19 11-12-2006, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stonegossard

Wow....you have 3 IRS reciepts. Congrats. Did you charge the guys who actually hit the race more than 10 percent to sign?

Funny thing is that I had the same guy cash for me at CD who used to always do it when I worked there

...the dude makes a living around there 10%-ing and you he won't run off with your stew because he mows the lawns of some of the big shots at CDI....funny stuff....

stonegossard · #20 11-12-2006, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing

Funny thing is that I had the same guy cash for me at CD who used to always do it when I worked there

...the dude makes a living around there 10%-ing and you he won't run off with your stew because he mows the lawns of some of the big shots at CDI....funny stuff....

I dont know you....but from the little I have seen out of you , you are a bit much. You rip on a guy with solid credentials who had a very impressive performance on BC day. Hey..if he stunk up the board on BC day and you want to rub it in, so be it. But to rip on the guy after a very good day is sad. But bragging on a chat board about your conquests with women is not good.