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Old 03-26-2007, 11:13 AM
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Uh-oh.
The Calm Blue Sea will be getting rougher.
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Old 03-26-2007, 11:19 AM
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The man in the gray suit says hello.
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Old 03-26-2007, 11:29 AM
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The Calm Blue Water will be getting rougher.

And the pretty lady gets red roses,but only on Tuesdays.
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Old 03-26-2007, 11:43 AM
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The man in the gray suit says hello.
Buenos Dias Senor says the hombre in the light colored fedora.
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Old 03-26-2007, 11:48 AM
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Buenos Dias Senor says the hombre who in the light colored fedora.
Ask him if he borrowed my red shoes. I can't find them anywhere.
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Old 03-26-2007, 11:50 AM
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All right ..it's time to get serious here.



I am Special Agent Ray Cosgrove....FBI.

This has been an FBI covert investigation. I want to talk to everyone who has been involved in this illegal gambling site.

It will go easier on you if we don't have to play games. I want your real name and addresses and I want you to tell me if you have anything to do with the operation of this site and/or ownership.

We can make some arrangements if any of you have information you make think is of value,but the most important thing here for you all is to be honest.
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Old 03-26-2007, 11:51 AM
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Buenos Dias Senor says the hombre in the light colored fedora.

All right Dave.


You can go first.
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Old 03-26-2007, 11:52 AM
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Ask him if he borrowed my red shoes. I can't find them anywhere.
Fun and games are over.


What do you have to do with the operation of this site?
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Old 03-26-2007, 11:54 AM
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He says your shoes gave him blisters but that they looked soooo nice with his hat...he will leave them on your back porch on tuesday along with the roses.

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Old 03-26-2007, 11:57 AM
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He says your shoes gave him blisters but that they looked soooo nice with his hat...he will leave them on your back porch on tuesday along with the roses.
That is so sweet of him. Please let him know he's wanted by the FBI, so remove any fingerprints he might have left on my shoes.
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Old 03-26-2007, 11:57 AM
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He says your shoes gave him blisters but that they looked soooo nice with his hat...he will leave them on your back porch on tuesday along with the roses.
I know more about you than you think Payson.



You don't even know what I know.

You're about to be hit with a search warrant by the New Jersey State Police regarding murder.


Does that loosen up your tongue any?
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Old 03-26-2007, 11:58 AM
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That is so sweet of him. Please let him know he's wanted by the FBI, so remove any fingerprints he might have left on my shoes.

I hope your lawyer is better at law than you are at jokes.
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Old 03-26-2007, 12:01 PM
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I know more about you than you think Payson.



You don't even know what I know.

You're about to be hit with a search warrant by the New Jersey State Police regarding murder.


Does that loosen up your tongue any?

But ya gotta ask yourself one question???


Did he feel lucky just before he was tossed into the calm blue sea?? well did he?

And as far as my tongue goes...well I'd rather discuss that with Cajun or Thebby or Grits or ...
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Old 03-26-2007, 12:22 PM
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We'll see how funny you all think this is when federal grand jury summons' are sent to each and every one of you.


Look like you're on you own in that suspicion of murder case .


We could have helped you.





Kentucky State Police may also be contacting you.
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Old 03-26-2007, 12:29 PM
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Look I already told the Jersey cops that Hoffa is not buried at the Meadowlands... and them Kentucky cops are just checking to be sure that he is not buried in the infield at Churchill.
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Old 03-26-2007, 12:31 PM
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And the pretty lady gets red roses,but only on Tuesdays.
yes tuesdays.
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Old 03-26-2007, 12:34 PM
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If they get delivered today...just tell them to bring them back to ya tomorrow then.
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Old 03-26-2007, 12:40 PM
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If they get delivered today...just tell them to bring them back to ya tomorrow then.

Good idea.
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Old 03-26-2007, 12:44 PM
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yes tuesdays.
Oh all right already.
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Old 03-26-2007, 12:56 PM
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Note to self . . .



Remember to share with Morty, Dave and Pais about my run-ins (plural) with


the Kentucky State Police and County Sheriff's Deputies and how I came to


learn to keep my speed under 85 in the 55 mph work zones . . . and last but


not least, how being blonde is most beneficial when surrounded.
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