Things To Remember : Today Gulf

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



The snow has left Snowy Woods...so where is the man in the gray suit?

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Finally got ear muffs off.

Badly damaged...threw away.



Not sure how to handle voice problem.

Consider destroying Thebby's Notes to myself.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Perhaps am displaying too much knowledge to assemblage.

Must consider ratcheting it down a notch or two.....even letting someone else win a point everyone now and then.












Tell self to shut big mouth.

[Payson Dave]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Note to myself:


Perhaps am displaying too much knowledge to assemblage.

Note to self:

Look for threads that I must have missed

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Increase greasing of Thebby.













Check that.






Must increase fondess Thebby has for me.

Have made great gains,but must make more.

Consider cutting off her food supply.....make her dependent on me for food...and me only.

Then she will obey my every command.

At that point have her dart Payson.

[Payson Dave]

Note to self:

Consider proudly displaying Big Gold Star as Avatar

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:




Forgot she gave Payson big gold star...is one of her miserable "pets".










Phooey.






Plan may not work.

Must craft alternate plan to loose Payson.





Aunty Cooby lunch invitation??







Yes!

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Won't work.


Aunty Cooby on diet.




Only plausible solution at this point is to turn Thebby against Payson.

Shouldn't be that hard.

And Thebby has displayed viper like qualities when aroused.







Can't believe I am this good.

[Payson Dave]

Note to self:
Avoid the bad koolaid that many seem to have consumed recently...makes one cranky, negative, and unable to play nice in the sandbox with others...

Remind all that opening day at Saratoga is only 4 months away.

[paisjpq]

note to myself: remind morty that i love him. ask if he wants me to send dave his roses back.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:










WHAT!!?

[Mortimer]

Note to my stinking self:














SHE TOLD ME SHE DIDN'T LIKE ROSES!!!

[paisjpq]

note to myself: I told morty that I thought roses were overrated...not that I didn't like them.
but poetry captures my heart.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:





Must quickly recover form the backstabbing sneak Payson's shameless ploy.

Obviously Thebby is bat blind to his motive.

Friggin' roses...that's all it takes!?





Must stop anger.

Center on goal of destroying the savage Grayson.

[paisjpq]

not to myself: tell morty to see name that poster contest thread in esoteric section.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:




That I can do!!



Tell Thebby to destroy latest message so sneak thief Grayson does not see it.

Make DEM SHOO she does it.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Go to poster contest thread in esoteric thing.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:




Oh this is spiffy......ya might say!!!!





CHA-CHING!!!!







Must hatch plan to rig contest in Thebby's favor.

Perhaps also suggest 2nd place prize winner gets to mix flesh with me....


...Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.






Tilt that prize towards MissWhat'shername.

[paisjpq]

note to myself: tell morty misswhat'shername is pretty ok.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:




Yes....that's why she will win 2nd place prize.



Thank Thebby for erasure.

Will have youknowwhat later .....can't lose on this one.






Grayson's a fool.