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Old 06-29-2007, 02:16 PM
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Nix that above....It was another Dead Soxs fan that had a good "Dead" post.
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Old 06-29-2007, 03:12 PM
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Actually...I have several ImaginaryFriends.



They would be:



Andy Kaufman

Hunter S. Thompson.

Gary Oldman

Christoper Lee

Vincent van Gogh

Off Track Eddie

Mo Mozart




and when I really want a beeee-U-tee-full time!!....


ThebbyTwoTimes









I will always love you Thebby.







And now my friends call me home.
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:09 PM
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Will you be offended if i tell you who you remind me of Morty?

Have you ever seen Salad Fingers?
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Old 07-01-2007, 08:20 PM
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Hello My.




Listen....I converse with MommyDearest.It's pretty hard to offend me.

I wish I could say differently ,but I have no idea who Salad Fingers is.

Who is Salad Fingers?
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Old 07-01-2007, 08:24 PM
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Hello My.




Listen....I converse with MommyDearest.It's pretty hard to offend me.

I wish I could say differently ,but I have no idea who Salad Fingers is.

Who is Salad Fingers?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyuGc...elated&search=

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Old 07-01-2007, 09:06 PM
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Well,My ( and mighty white of you to post this link..by the way), I looked up Salad Fingers and got a cartoon involving him and his embarrassing rusty kitchen utensil fetish.



I watched this one for about 45 seconds.



How can I thank you for providing all of my True Swine haters with a mountain of new ammunition????









And to think I was going to invite you to my real birthday party next year.

But should you stay dusty...




...wel then I still might invite you.
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Old 07-01-2007, 10:07 PM
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But ya know,My........I have to tell you something.






You have always reminded me of Barbie ..............


......after being introduced to Turkish Hash.















O=;>
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:06 PM
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Morty, you should feel privileged to be compared to Salad fingers, he is truly funny, and a living legend in some parts!

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Old 07-02-2007, 08:07 PM
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Morty, you should feel privileged to be compared to Salad fingers, he is truly funny, and a living legend in some parts!

We Featherhands don't look well upon veggie appendages nor durable goods hands.



But I hate to appear stuck up.

I mean you could have compared me to a lawyer.






Thanks Tom. You and Miss Kitty are from England..I guess?
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Old 07-02-2007, 09:11 PM
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My imaginary friend stopped talking to me because I haven't picked a winner in weeks. She was however Miss Imaginary Friend 2006, a real looker.
sorry hossy...I didn't kknow the brush off would hurt you so much.
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Old 07-02-2007, 09:17 PM
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My imaginary friend stopped talking to me because I haven't picked a winner in weeks. She was however Miss Imaginary Friend 2006, a real looker.
The Miss Imaginary Friend Pageant was a good group in '06.. I went on a few dates with Miss Congeniality..
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Old 07-02-2007, 10:12 PM
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But ya know,My........I have to tell you something.






You have always reminded me of Barbie ..............


......after being introduced to Turkish Hash.















O=;>
Okaaaaay!
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Old 07-02-2007, 10:19 PM
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I think peoples imaginaries are running away from them.






Dardens has to be Johnny Cochran.....I'll bet .
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Old 07-02-2007, 10:28 PM
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I think peoples imaginaries are running away from them.






Dardens has to be Johnny Cochran.....I'll bet .
I think my imaginary friend ran away.















Oh no wait.........












I sold him on ebay!
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Old 07-02-2007, 10:29 PM
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I think my imaginary friend ran away.



Oh no wait.........

I sold him on ebay!
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Oh that's really funny ma'am.



Did you know your initials are ror ?
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Old 07-02-2007, 10:31 PM
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Oh that's really funny ma'am.



Did you know your initials are ror ?

I do.
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Old 07-02-2007, 10:34 PM
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I do.
Take it from me, just say... "I don't."

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Old 07-02-2007, 10:36 PM
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I do.



Uh...great answer.





Why didn't you tell me?
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Old 07-02-2007, 10:37 PM
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Take it from me, just say... "I don't."

I said I do once too. Now I definitely will say I don't.
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Old 07-02-2007, 10:39 PM
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Uh...great answer.





Why didn't you tell me?

I don't tell you everything Morty.




Unless your my imaginary therapist.
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