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Old 07-17-2007, 11:23 AM
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Just all of you...shut up.




Stop posting here...I've had quite enough of almost all of you.

See if you can keep those big mouths of yours shut for just one stinking day.

This means no yapping about stupid sports things having no consequence in anyones miserable lives.

And no more hen clucking about meeting up....anywhere!






I don't think any of ya has the guts nor the will to do it.



But what I will do for you...just so you know I am kind hearted....I will give you the best horse of the day at the track of your choice.





Do you know anyone else who would do that?




No...you don't.


So shut up and ask me.
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:26 AM
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Who made a pee pee on your cornflakes this morning?
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:27 AM
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:29 AM
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:30 AM
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Les Bois Park please.
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Les Bois Park please.
Very good,sir.





One moment.
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:34 AM
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Les Bois Park please.

BENG-O!!!


You won't believe this but you have FOUR best horseys today:


CourageousSandee,AzureBlue,TigerTale and Skirt.








Enjoy.
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:42 AM
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BENG-O!!!


You won't believe this but you have FOUR best horseys today:


CourageousSandee,AzureBlue,TigerTale and Girls.

Enjoy.

Oh my. I am heading out now to make a large withdrawl from the neighborhood Wachovia.

Perhaps a massive parlay?

I LOVE Girls (would that be Jac Four Girls in the 1st, you are referring to?)

Once the parlay comes in, I will be dancing and signing, "We're going to the liquor store!" Just like the guy I saw at Del Mar back in the early '90's.

I thank you and the ciphers.
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Oh my. I am heading out now to make a large withdrawl from the neighborhood Wachovia.

Perhaps a massive parlay?

I LOVE Girls (would that be Jac Four Girls in the 1st, you are referring to?)

Once the parlay comes in, I will be dancing and signing, "We're going to the liquor store!" Just like the guy I saw at Del Mar back in the early '90's.

I thank you and the ciphers.




Excellent.



But thank goodness you asked because I made a large boo-boo.






I meant SKIRT.....not Girls.I willl make that correction.
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:48 AM
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Les Bois Park please.
But ya know...you could always put PoorboysPlayboy under Skirt.





A-HAHAHAHAHA.








Oh boy.
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Excellent.



But thank goodness you asked because I made a large boo-boo.






I meant SKIRT.....not Girls.I willl make that correction.
Thank you for being man enough to admit you made a boo-boo.

Skirl it is in the first.

We're in the money. We're in the money.....
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:50 AM
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Thank you for being man enough to admit you made a boo-boo.

Skirl it is in the first.

We're in the money. We're in the money.....

Thank you so much.


Don't forget the good luck words to be shouted out at the start of each selected race:









GIDDYUP!!
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Old 07-17-2007, 12:00 PM
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GIDDYUP!!
Got it.

Pre-race: Rob Bank
Gates open: GIDDYUP!!
Down the stretch: Scream "If there is a God, please let Skirl/CourageousSandee/AzureBlue/TigerTale win. If you do, I'll never gamble again, I promise!!"
Post Race: Goofy dance while signing "We're going to the liquor store" over and over again.
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Morty....

I will give you a challenge.

I want to the best horses for Yarmouth today, please
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Old 07-17-2007, 12:26 PM
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Morty....

I will give you a challenge.

I want to the best horses for Yarmouth today, please
Oh! Oh! Pick me! i wanna answer!

Ooops, sorry Morty..... I'll shut up now.
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Old 07-17-2007, 12:36 PM
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Got it.

Pre-race: Rob Bank
Gates open: GIDDYUP!!
Down the stretch: Scream "If there is a God, please let Skirl/CourageousSandee/AzureBlue/TigerTale win. If you do, I'll never gamble again, I promise!!"
Post Race: Goofy dance while signing "We're going to the liquor store" over and over again.

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OOOOOOOOOO
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Old 07-17-2007, 12:39 PM
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Morty....

I will give you a challenge.

I want to the best horses for Yarmouth today, please


Sir...is this a wuffie track?
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Old 07-17-2007, 12:40 PM
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Oh! Oh! Pick me! i wanna answer!

Ooops, sorry Morty..... I'll shut up now.


May lee-tel Katty Kit.....




......do me the honor of making Tom's selections as I have no idea what he is typing about.
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Old 07-17-2007, 12:42 PM
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May lee-tel Katty Kit.....




......do me the honor of making Tom's selections as I have no idea what he is typing about.
I shouldn't have asked....

Here you go.

Pick a nice one.

http://guardian.sportinglife.com/GU_...236112,00.html
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