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Old 07-19-2007, 12:18 PM
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I can think of 10 things.































10... Quarantine area no longer permits use of computer.



9.....Caught sneeking sealed indictments to GayYachtClubCrowd.



8.....Had to rush DaddyDearest to HomeDepotEmergencyElectronicsRepair.



7.....Having trouble figuring out how to safely use egg beater as surrogate DaddyDearest.



6.....Calling EddebyAbbey to find out.



5.....Thinks CM Oreo is Steve's twin.....typing reems of smut.



4.....Wait until she finds out CM Oreo is actually a Trained Eunuch.



3.....Training woodpeckers to peck in brail so bats can navigate better at night.



2.....Sitting on Printheth Doreens eggs.




1..... was crafted in her likeness. Seeking BuckyBeaver advise as how to use to her advantage.
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Old 07-19-2007, 12:34 PM
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It neeeds more work...aye?
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Old 07-19-2007, 12:40 PM
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11. Out in the ol barn buffing her horsey
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Old 07-19-2007, 12:43 PM
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No it's good and those are Stevie pies remember




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Old 07-19-2007, 12:44 PM
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11. Out in the ol barn buffing her horsey

In your meaning....what does "buffing" mean?
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Old 07-19-2007, 12:47 PM
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Why making the coat of her horse named Buffy shine of course....or was it her dog that is named Buffy....never mind
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MAYBE JUST MAYBE Buffy has to work sometimes... Trials coming up. Glad to see you missed me mortikins and dave.

Horse's name is Buck Naked. Get it right dave or I WILL break out the wire hanger on your ass.

I am chosing to ignore ya'lls crap today. Just online while I eat lunch.
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Old 07-19-2007, 12:55 PM
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MAYBE JUST MAYBE Buffy is ....Buck Naked...

...Get it right dave or I WILL break out the wire hanger on your ass.
hmmm which mental image to choose



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Old 07-19-2007, 01:00 PM
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hmmm which mental image to choose



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Nah, I wear my spurs when I use the whip.
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Old 07-19-2007, 01:23 PM
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Dave....that 2nd one looks more like....











...oh I best not.
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Old 07-19-2007, 02:06 PM
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Dave....that 2nd one looks more like....











...oh I best not.

ohhhh ....go ahead.....looks more like who???
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Old 07-19-2007, 02:14 PM
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Cajun...
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ohhhh ....go ahead.....looks more like who???

With friends like you....I don't need any A Ryans.







This would be life threatening .
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God.
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Old 07-19-2007, 02:18 PM
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I thought maybe ya was gonna say Anti







Just don't be telling me ya were thinkin of thebby now
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It's a good thing I can't see those pictures. Just wait until I get home.
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Nah, I wear my spurs when I use the whip.
Does daddy dearest like that kinda stuff???
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It's a good thing I can't see those pictures. Just wait until I get home.

Wait until you see your home.
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Does daddy dearest like that kinda stuff???

I'll never tell...
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Wait until you see your home.
What did you do to it? Don't make me mad.
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