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Old 07-19-2007, 10:30 PM
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Old 07-19-2007, 10:36 PM
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I don't know any Italians that do rope tricks. I have known a few Irishmen however but those tricks also involved drinking and I'm sticking by the "can't recall" story.







Sorry to hear you're not feeling well Morty. Do you need a band-aid?
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Old 07-19-2007, 10:37 PM
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I don't know any Italians that do rope tricks. I have known a few Irishmen however but those tricks also involved drinking and I'm sticking by the "can't recall" story.







Sorry to hear you're not feeling well Morty. Do you need a band-aid?
He needs a rope.
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Old 07-19-2007, 10:38 PM
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He needs a rope.

I didn't know Morty was Italian.
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Old 07-19-2007, 10:39 PM
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I don't know any Italians that do rope tricks. I have known a few Irishmen however but those tricks also involved drinking and I'm sticking by the "can't recall" story.







Sorry to hear you're not feeling well Morty. Do you need a band-aid?

You would not want to be in the middle of an ItalianRopeTrick....believe me.






Thank you for your concern....but my pain is more mental anguish than physical.


I've been retching since late afternoon as a result.
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Old 07-19-2007, 10:42 PM
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And I'm not Italian and do NOT need a rope.





Someone post two year old talk in Abes birthday thread.


He loves that.
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Old 07-19-2007, 10:44 PM
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You would not want to be in the middle of an ItalianRopeTrick....believe me.






Thank you for your concern....but my pain is more mental anguish than physical.


I've been retching since late afternoon as a result.

I suppose it depends who the Italians on either end of the rope are.


I am concerned for your mental state.
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Old 07-19-2007, 10:48 PM
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morty love...you know I can't tell them here.
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I suppose it depends who the Italians on either end of the rope are.


I am concerned for your mental state.

You're really not understanding this Deb.




Think 2 Sicilians.

Tommy No Chance would be a good name for one of them.



Thank you Deb...but I'm afraid only serious kissing and fondling of my fine body is the only thing that would help me.






If ony there was someone...........
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Old 07-19-2007, 10:50 PM
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morty love...you know I can't tell them here.
ror!

SHAME ON YOU!
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Old 07-19-2007, 10:51 PM
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You're really not understanding this Deb.




Think 2 Sicilians.

Tommy No Chance would be a good name for one of them.



Thank you Deb...but I'm afraid only serious kissing and fondling of my fine body is the only thing that would help me.






If ony there was someone...........



I believe I have the picture now. You know how to reach me.
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Old 07-19-2007, 10:53 PM
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Why I could have sworn I read....















...I did.













































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ror!

SHAME ON YOU!

kissy-poo.



my stories about italian rope would make you blush.
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Old 07-19-2007, 10:56 PM
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my stories about italian rope would make you blush.




Oh yes...and thank you so much.




This post of yours is like giving me arsenic to help my food poisoning.
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Oh yes...and thank you so much.




This post of yours is like giving me arsenic to help my food poisoning.

love you.
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Old 07-19-2007, 11:03 PM
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Oh..good one Thebby!


Thank my lucky stars you don't hate me.






I now go do what is the only thing I can to offer me refuge from my pain.

I go to my floor ....cover myself with my blanket....all the way up over my head .....and make sure my Zebra is with me.

I wish you good night...I only pray mine is ,too.
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Sweet dreams Mort.
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Old 07-19-2007, 11:41 PM
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Oh..good one Thebby!


Thank my lucky stars you don't hate me.






I now go do what is the only thing I can to offer me refuge from my pain.

I go to my floor ....cover myself with my blanket....all the way up over my head .....and make sure my Zebra is with me.

I wish you good night...I only pray mine is ,too.

I have blessed your stuffed Zebra and given him the ability to adorn your sleep with beautiful dreams about Thebby (and some other stuff too)....sleep tight. Kissy-poo.
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Think 2 Sicilians.
I hope you don't mean me..... I'm half anyway.

Oh and I know exactly what the Italian rope trick is.....

Frank Bompensiero liked using that one.

What is this... Morte meets Goodfellas night?
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